willaimgorski:
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willaimgorski:
So, here’s a list of Doctor Who puns for your laughter ~
Keep reading
txssxract:
goodgriieff
She’s never quite one to find herself so NOSY, dealing upon Asgardian newcomers, though this male…certainly SCREAMED out something familiar to her, something rather dangerous.
Time Lord. Would explain the air about him she felt, bringing a reverse step in a near growing sense of DREAD. Could be just like Rassilon, could be trying to gain her back for more use, more machines…
Swift to SLAM the door of the relic room, quick to hide herself back in the darkened cage if he dared to enter.
That was peculiar, to say the least. The Doctor had been exploring this place with its breathtaking architecture and most welcoming of locals. For once there seemed to be no alien threat or dangerous beasts lurking in the shadows. So he had decided to take a leisurely stroll through the halls, admiring them, when he came across a young woman. Yet before he had been given the chance to wish her ‘good afternoon’ she had ran off and closed herself in a room.
Well, that did seem suspicious. “Hello?” the Time Lord called, going over to the door and knocking on it. “Are you alright, my dear? Do you need any help?”
cookiesandlizard:
Danny didn’t know where he was, or why the men with green hats brought him here, but it didn’t seem that important when there were so many interesting new things to see! He couldn’t make sense of any of it. Picking up strange containers, he examined and smelled their contents, but was soon distracted by the long curly thing coming off the talky-machine.
Well this was splendid. He was a scientific advisor, not a babysitter. Yet the Brigadier had seen fit to charge him with looking after this boy who was apparently an alien when he was rather busy. It seemed that being unsure of whether the young fellow could be shot or not was too much for the men to handle. (That was not an entirely true thought, but he was rather irritated). “Would you kindly desist?” the Doctor snapped upon seeing his things being prodded and picked up. “This is very delicate scientific equipment, not toys for your entertainment. Now would you be so good as to tell me who you are and how you came to be on this planet?”
withabox
from here
“Well I’m glad we’ve sorted that out. And I’m happy to see that my impeccable taste in clothing hasn’t reverted to that of a scarecrow. Now, how can I help you, my dear fellow? Or are you here to help me?”
claraosiwald:
❝ Why am I not allowed to be here? ——– “Because it’s mine” isn’t an acceptable answer by the way. ❞
“You are not allowed to be here because this is a top secret military establishment, and the chaps outside aren’t the sort to let anyone inside without a valid form of identification. I am somewhat more lenient, but nonetheless I would appreciate a reason as to your being here.”
centuriesuntold
from here
With an exasperated sigh, he did as his counterpart suggested. The creature shrank away from the harsh blow and the Doctor hurried over to his other self. “I had everything under control until you upset this brute! What do you suggest we do now? In proper terms I can understand, if you please.”
ariathedog:
Running through time and space. More like falling, actually. We’re falling through space, you and I. So allons-y, geronimo, let’s go!
(I have finally finished the thing! Enjoy)
claraosiwald:
❝ But I have a question! Isn’t the whole point of having a lab to discover and learn? Depriving someone of knowledge seems like the opposite way to go. ❞
“I’m hardly depriving myself of knowledge. It’s my lab, not yours. But very well. Ask your question.”
iclearupyourshit:
“What?” Ianto’s immediately standing up, causing his chair to fall back, and leaning over the desk. “What’s wrong with it?”
Dear dear, that had caused quite a reaction. The Doctor wondered if the young fellow would be able to handle what he was about to say.. “Well...between you and me, the publication date is impossible. Apparently this copy was made in the fiftieth century.”
iclearupyourshit:
“I’m gonna have to politely ask that you hurry up, you’re holding up the line. Lots of books to check out today.”
“Hm? Ah, I’m sorry my boy. I just couldn’t help but notice that there’s something wrong with this edition.”
atearsarahjane:
life-is-mt:
The Brigadier - Nicholas Courtney with a trophy Dalek in the 90’s
Oh god I may cry
claraosiwald
from here
“Well, perhaps you should take some with a pinch of salt. But my point still stands: I’m the Doctor, and you are not allowed to be here in my lab.”
“Is that what you really wish?”
“You understand it’s nothing permanent, Brigadier. Just a holiday to the Torajji system, perhaps. You’re welcome to join me.”
Into The Woods sentence meme
objectivelyhot:
“I wish.”
“Careful the things you say.”
“Don’t you know what’s out there in the world?”
“Someone has to shield you from the world.”
“Stay a child while you can be a child.”
“Stay at home. I am home.”
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.”
“Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.”
“I want a friend. And a pet.”
“The prettier the flower, the farther from the path.”
“Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.”
“You’re so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice.”
“No, you are not to come.”
“Will you please go home!”
“I can capture my own damsel, thank you.”
“The harder to get, the better to have.”
“Dwarves are very upsetting.”
“What I want most of all is to know what I want.”
“Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor.”
“What’s the good of being good when everyone else is blind, and you’re always left behind?”
“Everyone tells tiny lies.”
“Nice is different than good.”
“Agony! Far more painful than yours!”
“I’m no longer a child!”
“Anything can happen in the woods.”
“May I kiss you?”
“I’m in the wrong story!”
“Best to take the moment present as a present from the woods.”
“But if life were only moments, then you’d never know you had one.”
“I’m not good. I’m not nice. I’m just right.”
“The farther you run, the more you feel un-defined.”
“Someone is on your side.”
“I need your shoe to have a child!”
“Sorry, I only tell the story. I’m not a part of it.”
“If it were up to you, a decision would never have been made.”
“Because of the way you treated me, I’ll never, never be happy!”
“I was just trying to be a good mother.”
“You look just like the princess… only dirty.”
“Stop asking me questions I can’t answer!”
“My love, why so cold?”
“Why, if you loved me, would you have strayed?”
“I am only human.”
“Leave? But I do love you.”
“I shall always love the maiden that ran away.”
“Is that what you really wish?”
“Stay with me.”
“Who out there could love you more than I?”
“Oh, good grief.”
Peter Capaldi with Katy Manning, who played 3rd Doctor companion Jo Grant.
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