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@goodkingalistair-blog
If anyone wants to read about further adventures of Alistair and others in my cannon verse they can find them here.
āWhen Alistair goes missing his warden queen finds herself on a quest to rescue him, along with some old friends that is.ā
"You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
āWhy would they talk? Oh riiiight the sex worker thing. Donāt worry about that. My guards can be trustedā¦ well except for the dwarfā¦ but only when she drinksā¦ And she is not allowed to drink anymore.ā
āKing Alistair Theirin at your serviceā¦ now what can I do for you?ā
RWBY RP Prompts
"Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
"Are you.... robbing me?"
"Oh my god, you really exploded."
"I'm queen of the castle!"
"I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
"For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."
"But why would I need friends if I have you?"
"There's no such thing as negative friends."
"Aren't you the guy who threw up?"
"Nailed it!"
"You came back!"
"Boop~!"
"I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."
"Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."
"You're about to see a whole different side of me today."
"It's also a gun."
"Why hide who you are?"
"Can you imitate a sloth?"
"Off with their heads!"
"You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"
"You monsters!"
"Oh god, it's happening again!"
"I could've taken him."
"I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."
"I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"
"You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"
"I'm combat ready!"
"I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."
"That's why we're here! To make it better!"
"Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"
"Well that was a thing."
"Most people are born, but I was made."
"I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."
"Banzai!"
"I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening."
"I wouldn't exactly call it a 'little' operation."
"You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"
"Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!"
"She's a hazard to my health!"
"You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
"It's just that, you seem a little... NOT okay."
"YES! I love it when you're feisty!"
"Whoa, you can control poles..."
"I'm not the biggest fan of local law enforcement."
"I am not a crook."
"You just destroyed my favorite clothing store. Prepare to die."
"It is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!"
"Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."
"Guess who's back?"
"Who's ready to fight for their lives?"
"Well the name's _______ Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."
"Why must your answer to everything involve a triumphant display of military bravado!?"
"What a freak!"
"Learning is SO MUCH fun."
"I can't dance, man!"
"This is the part where you lose."
"Spare us the thought of you procreating."
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!"
"Oooh, look at me! My name's ______! I know facts! I'm rich!"
"You can't even stop me!"
"Let me try! You can trust me!"
"You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?"
"Okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse."
"Get back in the bag."
"Don't worry. Things will be better tomorrow."
"What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!"
"You were worth every cent, truly you were."
"We'll break his legs!"
"Weren't you in a cult or something?"
"You really want to start making things up to me?"
"By no means does this make us friends."
"I can always be a farmer or something."
"You hardly look the part."
"Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"
"I will seriously pay you to shut up."
"This is turning out just like the divorce!"
"I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"
"Always sunshine and rainbows with you."
"Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."
"You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."
"If you don't get a date to the dance, I'll wear a dress."
"If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines."
"I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well."
"Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"
"You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!"
"All you've been so far is a nuisance!"
"It's a combat skirt!"
"The innocent never run."
"I hate this game of emotions we play."
"I have a legacy of honor to uphold."
My muse has been attacked and left for dead. What's your muse's reaction when they find mine?
If you can put up with my long absencesĀ you do not have to be a mutual to rp with Alistair
Just FYI. I donāt add people a lot unless I think Iām gonna be rping with them a lot
Break my muse in 15 words or less.
"Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?" [qunaristateofblind]
āOh but yours is all pretty seeeā¦ not actually sure if I could lift it to be honestā¦ But Itās the thought that countsā
Alistair grinned as he spoke.Ā
RWBY RP Prompts
"Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
"Are you.... robbing me?"
"Oh my god, you really exploded."
"I'm queen of the castle!"
"I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
"For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."
"But why would I need friends if I have you?"
"There's no such thing as negative friends."
"Aren't you the guy who threw up?"
"Nailed it!"
"You came back!"
"Boop~!"
"I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."
"Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."
"You're about to see a whole different side of me today."
"It's also a gun."
"Why hide who you are?"
"Can you imitate a sloth?"
"Off with their heads!"
"You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"
"You monsters!"
"Oh god, it's happening again!"
"I could've taken him."
"I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."
"I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"
"You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"
"I'm combat ready!"
"I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."
"That's why we're here! To make it better!"
"Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"
"Well that was a thing."
"Most people are born, but I was made."
"I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."
"Banzai!"
"I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening."
"I wouldn't exactly call it a 'little' operation."
"You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"
"Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!"
"She's a hazard to my health!"
"You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
"It's just that, you seem a little... NOT okay."
"YES! I love it when you're feisty!"
"Whoa, you can control poles..."
"I'm not the biggest fan of local law enforcement."
"I am not a crook."
"You just destroyed my favorite clothing store. Prepare to die."
"It is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!"
"Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."
"Guess who's back?"
"Who's ready to fight for their lives?"
"Well the name's _______ Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."
"Why must your answer to everything involve a triumphant display of military bravado!?"
"What a freak!"
"Learning is SO MUCH fun."
"I can't dance, man!"
"This is the part where you lose."
"Spare us the thought of you procreating."
"Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!"
"Oooh, look at me! My name's ______! I know facts! I'm rich!"
"You can't even stop me!"
"Let me try! You can trust me!"
"You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?"
"Okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse."
"Get back in the bag."
"Don't worry. Things will be better tomorrow."
"What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!"
"You were worth every cent, truly you were."
"We'll break his legs!"
"Weren't you in a cult or something?"
"You really want to start making things up to me?"
"By no means does this make us friends."
"I can always be a farmer or something."
"You hardly look the part."
"Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"
"I will seriously pay you to shut up."
"This is turning out just like the divorce!"
"I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"
"Always sunshine and rainbows with you."
"Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."
"You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."
"If you don't get a date to the dance, I'll wear a dress."
"If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines."
"I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well."
"Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"
"You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!"
"All you've been so far is a nuisance!"
"It's a combat skirt!"
"The innocent never run."
"I hate this game of emotions we play."
"I have a legacy of honor to uphold."
āKing Alistair Theirin at your service... now what can I do for you?ā
What about your wife made you fall in love with her?
Have you met my wife? She defeated an archdemon you knowā¦ but it was before that I fell for herā¦ Honestly we did not get along at first. I thought she was crazy. But then I got to know herā¦ and I realized she was actually softā¦Ā
I think Iām the only one in Thedas who would say thatā¦
I think what I love about her most is how much she loves me. How I can help herā¦ How she needs me just like I need her. She is so strongā¦ and yet she needs meā¦ does that make any sense?
I rememberā¦ actuallyā¦ being woundedā¦ and wondering if I should just die after Duncan was killed. I thought she was mad at me.. She wouldnāt even look at me.. I thought she was angry at me for being such a fool and misinterpreting the signs and us ending up in that darkspawn trap.
She had every right to be angry at me.. I was angry at meā¦ I was waiting for her to yellā¦ She has a temper.
We went to a cave I rememberā¦ She sent Morrigan to a town for medicineā¦ I passed outā¦Ā
I came to with her panickingā¦ The sound of her voiceā¦ she was so afraid.. afraid I would dieā¦ I realized I did have a reason to stay aliveā¦ There was someone who needed meā¦ just for being meā¦Ā
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What do the Grey Wardens say when they don't sense any Darkspawn? "Taint nothing to worry about"!
āHa! thatās a good one! Taint is always a classic pun option!ā
I've got a pun for you: "Cheese: Grate for any meal"
I think youāve gotten Feta at this.
not really a question but I wanted to apologize. I chose Anora to rule in one playthrough and you stayed a Grey Warden... and I kind of left you to die. I am so sorry! *gives you cheesecake as peace offering*
āWell cheese just makes this all better doesn't it.ā It was impossible to tell if the man was joking or not.
āWhat did you just say to me?ā The king demanded, his brows shooting upwards.
Greetings All
āYou donāt know what youāre asking for.ā
āReally? because I was pretty sure I was asking you if youāve ever worn a dress before.āĀ
