I had to look up what you were referring to, and...on some levels, yes. I am that dog. Unconvinced, the scoff I just scoffed. I'm plenty convincing, B, wasn't my first trip to Canada and will not be my last. I'm just now going with a newfound adoration for the poutine. I had...rubbish poutine before then. I think he secretly likes people singing his praises, but he just doesn't know how to handle it quite yet. You'd think after all his success, he'd be receptive to it. We'll see if it takes off, I've heard it's already written but haven't seen a script yet. Patience is key, darling. And maybe I am, don't question it.
You had to look it up? Do I need to start sending you memes again? There's so much happening right now in my head and so many questions I have to ask that I'm just gonna skip straight on past and say I'm glad that you're enjoying poutine, it's the best, and totally worth regular trips to Canada. I mean, I don't know the guy well enough to judge but I'm sure if you keep at it, he'll eventually resign himself to the fact that he's not Completely Awful. Ugh, I'm going to be so jealous, I want to read it and find out what happens to Colt and Jody so bad. I'm invested, officially, and patience – you know – is not a part of who I am. Wow.
















