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the creators of Ted Lasso really said we’re going to make a football show using every rom-com trope and beat not about an actual romantic pairing but rather to tell a story about grown ups becoming better people through love, openness, mutual support, and therapy.

clementiens

sudorm-rfslash

Police vs law enforcement

synebluetoo

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

synebluetoo

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

invisiblegenzer

pancakeke

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

grizzlyadventures

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

butt-berry

Swellow is that really necessary

tim-ee-sis

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

Also

Drama queens

Okay but

this is scaring me like my heart is beating so fast

sasssydaddy123

lil nas x being so outrageously gay and so aggressively unapologetic is what ive been fucking waiting for.

ppl say "we get it ur gay stfu already" and he says ok imma make a whole music video with butt ass naked men

like, he will not stop in order to make the straights comfortable and im fucking living for it

space-morningstar

That absolute pride and happiness that I get from seeing everything he does or publishes is just great, there really is no way to describe how great everything he is doing is.

And the fact that he responds so brilliantly only makes me adore him more.

peachpearmango

Can’t wait to read 1 million dramione fanfics generated from this one gif

brofligate

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

brofligate

Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this.

sapper-in-the-wire-old

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

brofligate

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

oblivionofthewise-deactivated20

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

sapper-in-the-wire-old

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

doggendoodle

beatchya

Fran Fine pairing a baseball cap and pigtails with a holographic Versus Versace party dress is an important moment in fashion history.

thefinenanny

I love when I see people posting screenshots of Fran Fine and casually dropping the name of the designer she’s wearing. I’ve done a lot of research and I gave that information to the world. You’re welcome!