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Chem burn

Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.

Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.

My boys have been asking to do Math Trivia before bedtime each night, and one of my favorite sites, GRiN: Good Riddles Now, has provided a treasure trove of fun puzzles that they can solve. Here's ...

A fun look at math jokes and riddles

#math jokes #math riddles

Lick the spoon!

What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?

In chemistry it is recommended that you do not lick the spoon when you're done.

#Chemistry jokes #jokes

Call me Ishmael

What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?

Mobius Dick!

#math jokes #jokes #smart joke #dumb jokes

Lawn joke

How big is the average fence?

Around a yard!!!

#Clean jokes #funny jokes #jokes

#oyster #Clean jokes #shellfish

Fun new game

Check out this new game, super fun. Rainbow Squid! Only for android right now, soon for IOS.

#android #squid #rainbow #rainbow squid

#cat #funny cat #jokes #yawning cat

#joke #clock #loud groaning #lol

#Clean jokes #joke #dog jokes

#joke #kids jokes #elephant #tree

#steven speilberg #dinosaur #joke

Ninja joke!

Can a ninja throw a ninja star?

Shuriken!

#jokes #ninja #teenage mutant ninja turtles #shuriken

Irish humor

Why are the Irish so wealthy?

It's capital is Dublin!

#joke #ireland #dublin #funny

Sister joke

What do you call a woman of the church that works at your company?

Nun of your business!

#joke #jokes #clean jokes

Sea lion!

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron!

More at GRiN :)

#joke #Chemistry jokes #jokes #chemistry

Asian knock knock

Knock knock! Who's there? Moosh! Moosh who? Pork!

GRiN

#knock knock jokes #jokes

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