Alex

Let there be waffles and biscuits!!

[goofballalex]

Hello hi! I is Alex! Just a little guy in Bricksburg :p always glad to be around!! Don’t be afraid to say stop by and stay for awhile!!

Texting system;

(When ooc and both me and Alex are speaking, I’ll be talking like this, Alex will have normal talking. Tags will not be used)

(If It's only me talking and not Alex then I will put OOC// at the top of the post to show it will be me talking the whole post)

(He acts stupid and maybe childish but he is NOT A CHILD!!! Even though he is an adult, please do not ask nsfw questions)

(As much as I’m not the greatest at speak/typing, I am also not the best reader, please be patient with me I WILL be making mistakes and reading things wrong.)

(PLEASE KNOW THAT ALEX AND ME/THE CREATOR, ARE NOT THE SAME. HE IS JUST AN OC, NOT A PERSONA)

[goofballalex]

Burp

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

I'll give that a 7.

[emmetverse]

≜ 8.5

[enthusiasticaviator]

Excuse you!

[goofballalex]

Lol :]

[goofballalex]

Burp

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

I'll give that a 7.

[emmetverse]

≜ 8.5

[goofballalex]

Thank you thank you :p

[goofballalex]

Burp

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

hi robots!!!! Beep boop beep bop boop :p

@goofballalex

Hi-Alex! Boop-beep-bop-back-atcha!

[goofballalex]

hahaha! I don't remember talking to the robots before I think, hello!!

[emmetverse]

⛯ Everyone drinking steak sauce and BBQ sauce are weak. Drink dark soy.

[goofballalex]

steak sauce

[emmetverse]

⛯ Coward

[goofballalex]

boooooo

[emmetverse]

⛯ Everyone drinking steak sauce and BBQ sauce are weak. Drink dark soy.

[goofballalex]

steak sauce

[robsreallyossumblog]

The People Drinking Steak Sauce Concern Me . At My Big Age Drinking That Much Sodium Would Send Me To The Hospital.!!!.

[goofballalex]

STEAK SAUCE IS THE BEST

[robsreallyossumblog]

I Eat Literal Trash and It’s Safer Than Drinking Straight Steak Sauce.!!

[goofballalex]

straight steak sauce 🤤

[robsreallyossumblog]

The People Drinking Steak Sauce Concern Me . At My Big Age Drinking That Much Sodium Would Send Me To The Hospital.!!!.

[goofballalex]

STEAK SAUCE IS THE BEST

[goofballalex]

steak sauce is a big YES!! WHO AGREES WITH ME

[askthechronoverse]

Yes! It's a tangy and savory drink!

[goofballalex]

🤤

[goofballalex]

steak sauce is a big YES!! WHO AGREES WITH ME

[emmetverse]

; vwebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb;vv

n!' .

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

Hehe, hi Brick!

[goofballalex]

chacocoalate

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

Since our judges seem hesitant to declare a winner, I'm going to assume it's a three-way tie. I'm okay with that. Everything we sampled was amazing.

[emmetverse]

□ as a n honorary gudge, 3 way tei sounds good

[goofballalex]

yes yes! Everything was delicious!!

[emmetverse]

⊹ So many people... Lots of good smelling food... :)

[goofballalex]

🤤🤤🤤

[emmetverse]

⊹ Haha, was it tasty?

[goofballalex]

hooohhh yeahh

[emmetverse]

⊹ So many people... Lots of good smelling food... :)

[goofballalex]

🤤🤤🤤

[enthusiasticaviator]

Contestants!

Cut the heat and drop your spatulas! It is time to judge your grill-skills! Contestants may plate the meals however they please, and judges will come around to taste them! You have five minutes to prepare!

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

[Liam puts a little bit of everything he made on three plates- a portion of steak just big enough for several bites, about a quarter of a burger, several pieces of the chicken, about half an ear of corn, and one "meat"ball. That should be enough to get the flavors of everything.]

[cloudcuckoolanderscomic]

Hokay, here we go! Steak, burgers, those jalapeño things I don’t know the name of, asun, and beef suya!

[askthechronoverse]

Here ya go! Bargasaurus steak with squid sauce, Bronto ribs with Peruvian puff pepper bbq sauce and a bronto burger! Enjoy!

[goofballalex]

FOOODDDDDD HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

[goofballalex]

rub my belllyyyyy