ok google, what is your primary objective

independent Google IRL from Markiplier/Youtube. A mixture of fanon and headcanon. Please read the rules before interacting. loved, adored and cherished by Megan Follows back from malwaredemon

[googledestroy]

hello heathens

LISTEN I KNOW I SAID I'D NEVER COME BACK

but i found out how to transfer side blogs which means I'm beginning Google back.

So, here I am :D

[googledestroy]

discontinued

Hello everyone!

Just a post to say that I will not be returning to this blog. I have moved main blogs and I cannot justify making a new sideblog for Google.

He's been a fun muse and I'm very thankful for the support.

You are more than welcome to follow my Antisepticeye blog at @peripeteiahubris which is my new main blog.

Thanks!

Megan

[googledestroy]

Hola Google :³ I'm glad you're back! *Hugs*

“Please do not touch me... but thank you...”

[googledestroy]

“You know you like seeing and answering the questions Googs. Aren’t they fun?” ((Jamie; also welcome back! Missed ya!))

“No, I actually do not enjoy this. I am being forced by a woman to answer these silly questions...”

“Not true. I am not forcing you to do anything”. also thank you baby i’m glad to be back <3

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[resourcesfortheavergaeroleplayer]

Send "be honest" followed by a question and my muse will be forced to answer with 100% honesty

[googledestroy]

swiggity swooty, google and I are back and taking questions :’)

“I didn’t exactly want to come back, considering I could live very well without the ridiculous questions,”

[unfairchoices-a]

hello. it’s our favourite edge boi but with a canon divergent twist of being an fallen angel of death. if you wanna roleplay with a brand new fresh out of the can Darkiplier, please like or reblog (reblog would be much appreciated) and I will come and check you out. penned by Megan.

[phoebebufay]

[googledestroy]

Dark shows up with a box. In the box was a certain attachable 'item'. "Merry Christmas." Dark, it is not Christmas.

Google was not impressed. He opened the present to find an... attachable rod inside of it. In other words, for sexual preferences, Google’s size can be customised to suit the users needs.

He sighed and placed it to one side for the moment. He was just going to have to confront Dark about why he felt such a present was nessasery and why was it so...big?

[googledestroy]

i feel like google has a master kink and tbh im down

HE DOES BISH HE. DOES

“All bots are programmed with their own set ‘interests’. It is up to the user to find out what those interests are,”

And a vague answer as any.

[googledestroy]

what im not a hoe im a trowel I thought we were having pleasant garden discussions

squints

“I’m sure you weren’t trying to fool me into thinking something else. Since when do you organics talk at great length about gardening lengths by saying “i too am your gardening implement“. There are implications,”

[googledestroy]

So there's no way I can see you in a rather aroused state? Cause that sight would be amazing, huh~ Am I not getting to you yet, Google?~ trust me I'll find a way - 🌹 Anon

“And I wish you luck on your... mission or whatever is you are up to because nothing you are saying is getting to me,”

that isn’t true but ok googs whatever

[googledestroy]

eyy daddy im gay,,, f o r y o u uwu

“Get it through your thick skull, don’t call me daddy. I don’t know what effect you think it has on me but it doesn’t have the effect you think it does,”

[googledestroy]

ok but do you WANT dark as your hoe bc lets be real. him bent over a table? a fuckin plus my guy

"Yes. The idea of having him bent to my will sends very positive feedback back to my head. However, I'm am that I may have intimidated him which is a shame but understandable," 

[googledestroy]

tfw you silence people with your dirty talk skills

“see, watching continuous amounts of porn has its perks,”

[googledestroy]

GOOGLE YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

“What a shame. Looks like I already did. Oh well,”