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[googolplexianth-blog]

It's raining.

[googolplexianth-blog]

I gain no enjoyment from this, it’s only my job. I was put to sleep during the operation, I woke up three days after it. I didn’t have to experience the majority of the pain.

[shxtmedxwn-blog]

Similar to my personal opinions on combat, then.  I still cannot see it being pleasant, sleeping or otherwise. I am aware organics experience much more pain than myself, I cannot imagine the discomfort, myself.

[googolplexianth-blog]

I enjoy combat, there’s nothing better than watching your enemies writhe in pain as you burn them alive from the safety of your room. I only need to sleep once a week and I rarely move, I haven’t left my room in thirteen years.

[googolplexianth-blog]

Of course it is, brute force only gets people so far if they don’t have the knowledge to match it. Interesting. Why did you choose it?

[pinkandpurpleprxse-archived-blog]

Indeed! Brute force and ignorance while effective when used right! Always needs knowledge to back it up otherwise it will only get one so far!

Its what my girl friend suggested! She spat out a bunch of names! And Juno just seemed to click with me! :3

[googolplexianth-blog]

I've always preferred brains over brawns, though there is always the joy of taking over a tank to flatten your enemies. I can't say I don't find pleasure in mowing down foes. Interesting, I think it's a very unique choice.

[googolplexianth-blog]

That’s understandable, I dislike interacting with others. I’ve only made an account to collect information. This is under a readmore.

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[shxtmedxwn-blog]

As have I. I enjoy learning, I suppose, if we are using human terms. I would not ask for coordinates. I have no means of reaching specific coordinates to begin with. However, that is extremely interesting. I cannot imagine having holes drilled into your organic body would be pleasant, though.

[googolplexianth-blog]

I gain no enjoyment from this, it's only my job. I was put to sleep during the operation, I woke up three days after it. I didn't have to experience the majority of the pain.

[googolplexianth-blog]

That confirms my suspicions, you aren’t from my universe. You can question my situation, I don’t become uncomfortable easily. I don’t think I can ever feel uncomfortable again. Thank you.

[shxtmedxwn-blog]

Extremely unlikely. Most of those from my timeline prefer solitude, I doubt any of them will be on this social platform. Would you mind informing me of exactly what Derse is? Why do they require a human failsafe? What does this entail? What is your purpose? How much of your situation will I be allowed to question before the information becomes classified? You are welcome.

[googolplexianth-blog]

The same could be said to you. If you want to know my number, I’m Unit 1203, currently the human failsafe for Derse’s base. That it is, however I won’t return those words until I form an opinion on you.

[shxtmedxwn-blog]

I like to believe I am fairly cooperative. I was built to obey orders, not argue. I am unsure what any of that means. May I question your situation, or is such classified information? Honesty is important. I can appreciate and respect your choice.

[googolplexianth-blog]

That confirms my suspicions, you aren't from my universe. You can question my situation, I don't become uncomfortable easily. I don't think I can ever feel uncomfortable again. Thank you.

[shxtmedxwn-blog]

@robotstrider @epidromeas @googolplexianth

I am unsure what to say here. I suppose greetings are in order? Hello. I am Unit 10814. Please state your name and pronouns so I may begin collecting important data on you.

[googolplexianth-blog]

My name is Googolplex, I use he/him. I’ll be calling you 814, it’s much easier to pull out the first two digits when using my system of filing.

[shxtmedxwn-blog]

Your file has been started. Thank you for your cooperation. I am also nicknamed “Brobot” by my charge, though 814 is fine enough. It is a pleasure to meet you.

[googolplexianth-blog]

The same could be said to you. If you want to know my number, I'm Unit 1203, currently the human failsafe for Derse's base. That it is, however I won't return those words until I form an opinion on you.

[shxtmedxwn-blog]

@robotstrider @epidromeas @googolplexianth

I am unsure what to say here. I suppose greetings are in order? Hello. I am Unit 10814. Please state your name and pronouns so I may begin collecting important data on you.

[googolplexianth-blog]

My name is Googolplex, I use he/him. I'll be calling you 814, it's much easier to pull out the first two digits when using my system of filing.

[googolplexianth-blog]

Doge doesn’t need to come back, let sleeping memes lie.

[logdoggo]

but

i 

am 

doge

Originally posted by youronlydoge

[googolplexianth-blog]

How cute.

[googolplexianth-blog]

Of course it is, brute force only gets people so far if they don't have the knowledge to match it. Interesting. Why did you choose it?

[googolplexianth-blog]

You must not be up to date on the scale. Yikes is as low on the list as possible, it means “Wow, that’s a dick move.” In the middle is jinkies (jeepers is tied with it for this spot), that means something is pretty cringe worthy. The highest is zoinks, that means whatever’s going down is beyond shit. So no, my threshold for yikes isn’t all that high. It doesn’t need to be. What can I say? It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, the criminals need to find a way to be jolly somehow. Nah, they’re supposed to be there. I have little metal corks to close them up with when I’m not connected to the base, but any other time I have my wires in them. The ones in my neck normally aren’t removed, though. I’d lose all my senses if they came out, they’ve carved lines in the ceiling of every room to let them move around as I do.

[onlytenpercentrobot-blog]

Wow, you really have that down to a graded scale, don’t you? Huh. Jeepers is basically just me at most instances of things happening in my life. Oh. You thought that was criminals? No, that was me. I got curious about how easy it was to get through my jeans with a candy cane. Surprisingly easy, was the answer. Though perhaps I had a weird pair of jeans compared to others? That is. Unsettling at the very least. How did that even happen? Actually, I won’t question that further, it could be a sore subject, or at least lead to sore subjects, so I’m just gonna leave it at that.

[googolplexianth-blog]

Of course I do, I like to keep everything on a scale to make sure my words have a certain consistency to them. As for your constant feeling of jeepers, yikes. Well, that's something. I was referring to the weirdest thing someone else stabbed you with, but at least that was a festive action even if that wasn't your intention. It's not a sore subject, I don't get upset by little things. I wouldn't mention it if I didn't want to talk about it. My base is Derse, we're currently at battle with Prospit. I'm the human failsafe in case the war computers ever shit themselves so hard they explode. The holes are meant to connect me to the base's energy and all of it's rooms and devices, as well as the weaponry and tanks, when I'm plugged into the wires. I have a data-scrape in my head that's wireless, giving me connection to the internet and memory storage. I contain every bit of information known to man at this point in my universe, I'm meant to generate battle strategies. However, the war computers have yet to go down so I'm more or less stuck here with pointless information until then. That being said, feel free to ask me a question so I can get some of this off my chest. The best way to get said question answered would be "Googolplex, tell me about [topic]." or "Googolplex, run a search on [topic]."

[googolplexianth-blog]

Doge doesn't need to come back, let sleeping memes lie.

[googolplexianth-blog]

I have one word for that little fun fact: yikes. What haven’t you been stabbed with? A follow-up question, the strangest thing you’ve been stabbed with? For me, it was a sharpened magnet to the ass. I can’t see why it’s so unsettling.

[onlytenpercentrobot-blog]

Yep. I don’t tell people about it, mostly because yikes, but I figured you had a higher threshold for yikes. Weirdest thing? Sharpened candycane into my thigh. Or this one guy in an alley that got me with what seemed to be a fuckton of tinfoil wrapped around a sharp stick. It was interesting to say the least. It was unsettling because dude, there’s holes in you, ones that should not be there. It’s gross and I don’t like it all that much.

[googolplexianth-blog]

You must not be up to date on the scale. Yikes is as low on the list as possible, it means "Wow, that's a dick move." In the middle is jinkies (jeepers is tied with it for this spot), that means something is pretty cringe worthy. The highest is zoinks, that means whatever's going down is beyond shit. So no, my threshold for yikes isn't all that high. It doesn't need to be. What can I say? It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, the criminals need to find a way to be jolly somehow. Nah, they're supposed to be there. I have little metal corks to close them up with when I'm not connected to the base, but any other time I have my wires in them. The ones in my neck normally aren't removed, though. I'd lose all my senses if they came out, they've carved lines in the ceiling of every room to let them move around as I do.

[googolplexianth-blog]

Halbert is an okay name in my opinion. It might not be anything special but it’s not too bad. I can’t see why you dislike it. Sounds interesting. Have you ever had a fork jammed into the back of your neck? I have, once. It’s pretty jarring, they had to turn the holes into outputs for my senses to keep me from messing with the marks. Excellent, I aim to disgust and unsettle the people of Tumblr.

[onlytenpercentrobot-blog]

Mom named me after one of her OCs from her wizard smut writing. I dislike it mostly for that reason. Not into the back of my neck, no. The front of my neck? Yes. And various other places on my body when I was bored. Nah, not disgusted, just unsettled. The Matrix was always a weird movie, so. Yeah.

[googolplexianth-blog]

I have one word for that little fun fact: yikes. What haven't you been stabbed with? A follow-up question, the strangest thing you've been stabbed with? For me, it was a sharpened magnet to the ass. I can't see why it's so unsettling.

[toshio]

touch me HARDER

[and-then-sara]

Actual dub; not even shitting you

[darkmoron]

@mvessick

[googolplexianth-blog]

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I’d say I understand that feel but I really don’t. The perks of having a name unlike anyone else’s, truly magnificent. You should get that lack of energy checked out, it shouldn’t be such a bother to type out a word that short. Lethargy isn’t very good for your health, you get used to the easy way and eventually someone stabs you in the back with a javelin. To put it simply, yes. There are several holes in my back that connect to wires, I can hang from the ceiling or move around using them. I’m partial to taking a position something like GLaDOS’ in Portal 2, though I sleep closer to the ceiling in an upside down position and stand on the ground when working.

[onlytenpercentrobot-blog]

Technically I do have a different name, I just go by the shortened form of it as opposed to going by Halbert. It’s a weird name and I prefer not to use it unless I have to. I’ve been stabbed by worse things, my lethargy has nothing to do with that. Though I’m a little curious as to how a javelin in the back would feel now. I’ll work it out soon enough. That is unsettling. And now I’m getting Matrix-y vibes off of you and it’s weird.

[googolplexianth-blog]

Halbert is an okay name in my opinion. It might not be anything special but it’s not too bad. I can’t see why you dislike it. Sounds interesting. Have you ever had a fork jammed into the back of your neck? I have, once. It’s pretty jarring, they had to turn the holes into outputs for my senses to keep me from messing with the marks. Excellent, I aim to disgust and unsettle the people of Tumblr.

[googolplexianth-blog]

Nah, I can already see a drastic difference between you two. The only similarities being your way of typing. I don’t see why my name is such a problem, it’s not too hard. You could easily just select the text from my URL and delete the “ianth”. The same thing I’ve been doing for thirteen years; hanging from the ceiling like an oversized bat looking at memes.

[onlytenpercentrobot-blog]

You’d be the only one that thinks so. I mean, maybe my partner doesn’t, but I couldn’t be sure. I wouldn’t dare ask. Yeah, but we’re all lazyasses that can’t be bothered. Your name is pretty much longer than anyone elses I know, we all tend to have names that are 3-6 letters long, fairly short, easy to spell. Yours is a word I didn’t learn until I was fifteen and I came across it in a book. You… hang from the ceiling? Sounds like an interesting way to spend one’s time.

[googolplexianth-blog]

I'd say I understand that feel but I really don't. The perks of having a name unlike anyone else's, truly magnificent. You should get that lack of energy checked out, it shouldn't be such a bother to type out a word that short. Lethargy isn't very good for your health, you get used to the easy way and eventually someone stabs you in the back with a javelin. To put it simply, yes. There are several holes in my back that connect to wires, I can hang from the ceiling or move around using them. I'm partial to taking a position something like GLaDOS' in Portal 2, though I sleep closer to the ceiling in an upside down position and stand on the ground when working.