#stabbing ment

[phoenixdaneko]

would u stab me if I begged u to . like romantically and perhaps flirtatiously and perhaps..... 😳

Gasp,,, hmmm,,, I would, however afterwards I'd insist on patching you up. But if you really wanted me to stab you I would~!

[buunbi-archive]

i haven’t drawn the duke before so here’s the smelly trash man

[ultimaid]

Tim Tam, holding a knife: death to capitalism Parsley, about to be stabbed: fuck yeah

JDJDKDJFKDNFJFFK

[nullzero]

honestly i’m a little crazy when it comes to defending people because it takes a lot to rile me up and get me to do something drastic. i’ll say a lot of shit but i won’t get physical. however if you get me angry enough i will stab you.

[jesse-wilder]

Chloe: So when your wife’s kidnapper says "Give me the manuscript pages!" You go fumbling for them, and you go fumbling for them, and that’s when he’s going to stab you. So here’s what you do. You get yourself a money clip and put the manuscript pages in it. So when your wife’s kidnapper says "Give me the manuscript pages!" You pull out the money clip and say "You want them? GO GET THEM!" Then you throw 'em and run the other way.

Alan: ...

[dare-i-say-asexual]

sometimes youre caeser and god is your 23 friends in rome waiting to stab you

[crinkler]

also remember when scorpion stabbed spiderman and he fell down and mr negative came over and like kicked him???? that was so funny aslkdghlak

[priincen]

im gonna stab myself in the foot