I love expecting to find a boyfriend when I rarely leave the house, don’t post myself online and fumble every conversation with every person I come across 💔

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I love expecting to find a boyfriend when I rarely leave the house, don’t post myself online and fumble every conversation with every person I come across 💔
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO
I've been stuck in the house for days and made a compilation of my mental state rn and in general. Love my live 🤩 first time editing how I do
RANDOM BULLSHIT GO
I've been stuck in the house for days and made a compilation of my mental state rn and in general. Love my live 🤩 first time editing how I do
Descend. (9)
PAIRING - Cain x Morningstar!Reader
SUMMARY - Cain is the first person to be born naturally and the fourth human to ever exist. He lives in the biblical equivalent of the stone age with his parents, Adam and Eve, aswell as his younger brother and the bane of his existence, Abel. One day, he runs away after a fit of anger while dealing with, in his mind, an unjust god.
NOTES - So sorry this so late, once again. I've been locked in trying to fix my grades since the end of the semester is approaching 😅 Also i'm not sure if it's obvious but Lilith and Reader are talking about YHWH in the scene where Cain is spying on them. Sorry if my description of the Morningstar palace is shitty, I tried my best to imagine how a caveman would react to seeing a palace, and I doubt that the Morningstar palace a few decades after the story of creation looked the same as the Morningstar palace we see in the show.
TAGS - Fem!Reader. Like two uses of Y/N, i'm sorry but it'd be kinda stupid for Lucifer and Lilith to just refer to Reader as "my daughter" like 12 times. Some vague references to Cain and Reader being injured. Fluff and angst.
DISCLAIMER - English is my third language and I haven't been writing for long. Advice is allowed but please be nice. No warnings for this chapter I think?
Fanfic under the cut, please enjoy! :)
I drew my below average hh sinner oc/persona as doggie practice, the color palette is so ass but I guess it parallels vivziepops eye bleeding red she uses. Idk but it was nice to draw after a hot ass minute of school fatigue and feeling like drawing anything is pointless because people would rather watch ai slop instead of anime like regular human beings before 2024 or so
Holy yap
Can someone give me backshots like right now
I've imagined kris giving susie a locket 🍎
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Krusieslop 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
most obvious visitor ever btw
made to show the (y/n) character from the oneshot fanfic i wrote.
obvi things like skin hues, eye shape, face shape, weight, hair, ect ect change depending on the person. just made up a character as an example
Night’s Embrace ✩࿐࿔
content: fluff, gn reader x coat guy (can be interpreted as romantic or platonic), cat lady and bar guy mentioned, mention of being drugged (doesn’t actually happen, just a thought), kind of rushed 😔
notes: first post! writing is kind of chopped since I’m rusty ✌️🥹
wc: 1.4k
Ever since taking shelter in your house, the Cold Man has been dead silent. Well, he has talked, but it was only to ask for coffee (which he did once by the way). Other than that, nothing.
You can’t blame him. If you were in his shoes, forced to hide in a complete stranger’s home with even more strangers, you wouldn’t say shit either — but, he had to speak up at some point. He’d shake at night, nuzzling into his layers of clothes to find at least a sliver of warmth. No matter how much he curled into himself, or how many layers he had on, he always felt stuck in a blizzard. He didn’t have to go through this. All he had to do was ask for blankets. That’s it. It’s not rocket science.
You sensed the turmoil, of course. You could hear his teeth chattering whenever you walked past the living room. It was weird, considering the others who have taken refuge in your home were just fine, so why was he near freezing?
The warm pinks and oranges of the sky had faded. An inky cast takes place. You felt calm during these hours, but you’d be an idiot to think you were completely safe. Your house can only do so much against the horrors of the night.
Paranoia gripped you. No matter how much you shook, you couldn’t pry it off. You felt vulnerable by having so many strangers just outside the room. Could you trust them? Were they even human? What would you do if they weren’t?
That’s for the future to handle. The present calls for some tea and melatonin.
🌀🪼
Leaving the kitchen, you felt something furry brush against your legs. Looking down greeted you with green eyes, blinking slowly once they met yours. God, the things you would do for this cat. Ever since that lady came to your door with the little furball, you’ve been obsessed.
You crouched down, careful not to spill your tea, and scratched that special spot under the cat’s chin. He purred in response and head-butted you for more. You were more than glad to oblige until something interrupted the quiet ambience of the night.
Teeth chattering.
It was almost cartoonish how loud it was, like a jackhammer. This man might as well go sit outside during the day.
You stood up, sighing when the cat mewled.
“I knowww,” You whine in a low voice. “I’m so sorry, I love you—“
The cat slumped onto the carpet, already forgetting about the ordeal. A grimace appeared on your face.
“Fatty,” You murmured with faux-disdain as you walked off.
Further into the hall, right by the front door, resided a closet. There was nothing spectacular, just a few coats and spare blankets. The latter was exactly what you needed. They were thick and real fluffy. Wrap anyone in them and they’d be out like a light.
You brought your mug of tea and took a sip (you should really put that down) and reached out with your freehand to grab two blankets. After tucking them in your armpit, you closed the closet door with your foot.
The Cold Man was in the same position as always: slouched, head tucked down with his hands over it. He tried to make himself smaller, as if he didn’t have the whole couch to himself (The Tall Man occupied the other one).
When you came in, he shot up like he was caught doing something he shouldn’t. You froze. He froze.
…
“You good?” You winced as the words came out. All the paranoia that enveloped you was gone. Now, you just felt awkward.
The Cold Man looked side-to-side and slowly lowered his shoulders. He sat up and nodded.
“Cool,” You hummed. There was no way he was okay but you were too tired to go back-and-forth. You put the mug down on the coffee table and hold up the folded, albeit lazily, blankets.
“I brought you some more blankets,” You urged them towards the Cold Man.
The man stared for an uncomfortably long time. Should you…say something? This felt like a cutscene you couldn’t skip.
Finally, finally, he uttered something, “Thank you.”
Boney hands reached out and took the blankets. Just when you were about to call it a night, you noticed that the man was staring at your mug. It was a pottery project you made during high school. Horrific was the only way to describe it — eyes drooping down, mouth opened with its tongue sticking out — this shit might as well be a visitor.
“Is he that ugly?” You pouted, picking up the mug and holding it to your chest.
“I—“ The Cold Man sputtered. He’s been on auto-pilot the whole day. His social battery was too low to do this right now. “It’s not! It’s…cute.”
You tried to keep a straight face for dramatic effect, but soon a fit of giggles filled the living room.
“Wait,” You took a moment to get yourself together. “I was joking. His name is Eugene, by the way.”
The Cold Man furrowed his eyebrows.
You nodded your head down, “The mug.”
Oh.
The man leaned forward, to which you moved the mug closer so he could see.
“What’s in it?” Should he have said Eugene? Wait, that’s kind of…weird.
“Chamomile,” Your finger played with the tag hanging out the mug. The Cold Man had that puppy look. Y’know, the one with the big beady eyes that try their hardest to tear up? Perfect resemblance.
“You want some?”
“Um—“
“Too late.”
The two of you rested on the couch, sipping at your mugs like primadonnas. The Cold Man didn’t think he’d like the tea this much. You definitely added something, a pinch of sugar or a spoonful of honey, maybe a drug.
He didn’t enjoy the last one all that much.
Playing detective once more, you spotted how the blankets you gifted him were pushed to the cushion next to him. Alll that work, having to take a few steps and back, for nothing! For now, you’ll keep quiet.
The Cold Man’s hands shook as he looked at you. Not from anxiety, he was used to you now, but from the chills that racked his body. The heat from the mug barely did anything.
“Thank you. F-For this.”
You shrugged, “It’s nothing.”
“No, really,” The Cold man retorted with a shake of his head. “It’s not just the tea, it’s — it’s everything. Without you, I’d be dead.”
Something heavy seemed to take over the atmosphere. Death was a common reoccurrence in the conversations you’ve had with the people here. It was inevitable, yes, but the possibility of it happening so soon felt…wrong. You haven’t done anything spontaneous or record-breaking, but not having the option to do so leaves you hopeless.
However, the conversation itself is tiring to have over-and-over again, so you would leave that for another day.
“Don’t think about that,” You reach for the blankets. “You’re here, you’re safe.”
Were any of you?
“That’s it.”
When you turned, the Cold Man’s heart stopped once he saw the grin that overtook your face. He didn’t know much about you, but what he did know was that something was going to happen to him. Before he had a chance to react, you jumped forward.
With two corners of one of the blankets in your hands, you wrapped your arms around the Cold Man. He practically ragdolled, flopping down on the couch.
“Nope, come back,” You chided, rolling him and the blanket into a burrito. Once he was all tucked in, you propped him up against the pillow and sat back.
He was pouting. Like a baby.
But, he wasn’t as cold anymore. Not perfect, but it did the job.
“Night, night!” You sing-songed while you got up, prancing into the hallway.
The Cold Man could only grumble. As embarrassing as it was, he didn’t hate it.
The next morning, just when you were on your way to call ForRest, you heard snoring. Not just the usual deep, infuriating snoring from the Bar Guy, but something softer in the mix. Peering into the living room, you saw the Cold Man still sleeping. Nothing unusual until you look just a little closer. The cat was curled up against him, sprawled out like it’s been working all day.
Awww — wait.
How come the cat never did that with you!?
broooo can anyone PLEASE write a FEMA worker x reader insert 😭🙏 not me tho
(not my pic, @/lawrences_left_foot on tt)
if y’all see this floating around: yes, it’s from me, and yes, you can find the original post on hoyolab under the same user <3
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I hate coloring and lineart so much but practice makes perfect I GUESS anyway I gave the knight hind legs cuz I’m 89% sure they’re Dess
the harvest is bountiful this year
praise god for tenna deltarune
Kanaya panel redraw but I lowkey went overboard with the patterns n shit cuz it's way past 11 pm
I've stared at this fucking panel for three days I'll. Never look at it the same
Why does kanaya even wear a red skirtbin the first place, do midblood trolls naturally like that mutant red or what I missed that among the 8000 pages of pure brainrot and bullfuckery
posting my shitty drawings before I thundercunt my notebook into the void
Bluh
but I think I see something looking at me through that window