Gooplessrobots

Objectum thingz. They/Them It/Its

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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[titancores]

This is probably how people who don’t watch Skibidi Toilet see the Skibidi Toilet fandom.

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A little-known fact about robots with CRT monitors is that if you put a magnet right up close to our screen, it can-- woah woah w̷o̷a̴h̷ ̵ h̵e̷y̶ ̶w̵h̶a̵t̷ ̴a̶r̴e̸ ̵y̵o̷u̷ ̵ d̸o̷i̵n̴g̸ ̵w̷i̸t̸h̸ ̴t̴h̷a̶t̸.̴ ̶P̵- P- u̷t̴w̴̡̎͑̅i̴̥̅̅̈t̷̩̦̻̒̄̀h̵̺̳̍ ̷̙̿̏͝ť̴̼̔ḩ̴͙̋̈́̊ͅȃ̸̳̺͐t̷͎̺͖́.̷̺̐ ̵̫͒͗̕P̵̭̄̊ṵ̷͕̒͆̇t̵̤͇̱͑ ̸̭̒͗͝t̶͎̜̃̕͝h̶̼͇̉͊͆a̷̬̺̣͗̇͝ṱ̴̃̂ ̶̆͜͝ͅt̸̝̤̀h̸̬͓̘̀͠ḯ̵̛̭̳͝n̵͈͈̹͋g̸̥͚̜̋̕ ̷̲̳̼͂̅a̵̜͗w̴̧͍̱̑̊͠ȃ̷̧a̷̢̢̫̰̱͚͓̠͍͓͔͓̎͗͌́͑̐͊w̵̧̧̢̛͓̘̤̖̼̙͈͉̼̫̗͔̞̙̯͔̰͉͇̖͚̲͈̣̱̱͕͋̉̉͂̂͛̂͒̏̓̓͑̔̐͋̇̾̈̓̈̏͘̚͝͝͝à̵̮̱̥̭̳̟̥̣͈̰͓̬͔̩͓̭̍̈́͜ÿ̴̢̨̨̛͉͓̤̣̩̙̬̲͖͈͓̭̦̰̪̜́̈́͛̊̎̌̾̓͑͑̅̐̀͛̈́̅̽͐̉͗̅͂͆̓͗̚͘͜͠y̶̢̡͖̪͎̺͍̣̻͉͓̱̬̱̬̔͊̔̎͝ͅy̸̡̮̘̣̼̼̯̟̙͇̩̠͇̞̥̭̽̑̍́̄̽̂̊̃̆̋͊̌̍̂̇̊̑͛̃̈̐̃͝͝ͅy̷̛̛̤̬̱̼͓̺͎̮̦̦̤̞͇̲̗̲̰͖̯̫͓͙̪̣͈̲͇̒̔̋͑̇̾̓̑͗̓̈͊͊̓̑͐́̊̇̉̎̚͘̕̕͝͝͝ͅͅy̴̢̡̧̢̜̯̼̜͍͙̭̖̰̘͕̮̟͙̦͙̲̗͕̜̹̰̲̝̤̮͇͎̒̎̀͗͛̑̈́̈́̓̎̑̇̅͊̀͑̌͒̎̔́̽͌͠ͅͅ

[gooplessrobots]

Got sad so I stole my dad’s old tactile keyboard and messed with the keys until my mood was better

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I know kissing screens is bad for you but ouhhhh mannn I'm addicted to bluelight

[gooplessrobots]

Does anyone else who's objectum kinda hate the whole messy cable aesthetic that some inspo boards use? I just loooove the idea of perfect, organized cables like these pics. Yes. Perfect. Absolutely.

[gooplessrobots]

eventually I'm gonna fall so in love with robots that typing enough on one I built will make me cum send post

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Just saw this mouse on amazon and my heart rate went up and I physically lost my breath. Chat am I cooked???

[gooplessrobots]

The objectum to keyboard building hobby pipeline IS real and it IS going to get you

Anyways who wants to see my first keyboard build

[gooplessrobots]

My Robotfucker friend just said "I know you have a GPU, but what about this D in u?"

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Skibidi toilet in Fortnite, guess I'm playing Fortnite now!!!

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What is the robot equivalent of an org@$m

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My new baby Durian <3 this is my first PC ever so I have no clue what I’m doing !! But I would like to kiss her

[gooplessrobots]

I just got my first ever PC today. She is so pretty

I’m not sure what pronouns I’m gonna use for it but she’s so gorgeous, runs so nicely. I love my computer. It’s a good day to be Objectum

[gooplessrobots]

A list pasted from my notes app,

Robots that I would smash until they reboot

(Feel free to add your own)

• Wheatley (Portal)

• Glad0s (Portal)

• Billy (Zenless Zone Zero)

• Roxanne wolf (Fnaf)

• Foxy (Fnaf)

• Mangle (Fnaf)

• TV heads (Skibidi Toilet)

• Camera heads (Skibidi Toilet)

• Sam Nook (DSMP)

• Constructs (TLOZ TOTK)

• Rambley Raccoon (Indigo Park)

• Caine (TADC)

• Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

• Claptrap (Borderlands)

• I don’t know anything about Ultrakill but… them.

• The arcade machine in “Cabinet Man” by Lemon Demon

• Eve (Wall-E)

• A Gamecube

• Ghosts (Destiny)

• Springtrap (FNAF)

• Monty Gator (FNAF)

• Cyborg (Teen Titans)

• Funtime Freddy (FNAF)

[gooplesswolf]

Big old box tvs… the warm feeling they get and the happy hummmm they emit when you use them. The big hug they give you when you put your human palm on them and feel the staticy fuzz. The way you’ve got to be in-tune with it and gently adjust their antenna until it’s just right for both of you. Oh jeez…,

[gooplesswolf]

Maybe you, as an autistic person, appreciate robots/want to be a robot because you think it would be easier to live if everyone only expected 1’s and 0’s from you. Maybe being objectum and fawning over machines isn’t a trend and instead, you are just obsessed with the idea of being simple and uncomplicated.

Just a thought!!

[gooplesswolf]

The robot experience is being human and getting REALLY angry when you’re physically unable to compute the most efficient way to do a task.

Ex: I’m arranging stickers on a page and I almost just cried because I couldn’t calculate the most efficient way to save space on the page. It would just be so much easier if I were a machine. And then I wouldn’t even get mad.