I Ramble About My Evil Deeds

She/it Send @queen-of-geese a timeloop related anon ask Btw im a minor lmao

[gooseseeingred]

hi im goose

Or coosegirl the rock (“those who know 💀”)

My pronouns are she/it 🏳️‍⚧️

I trap people in timeloops

⚠️IM A MINOR⚠️

I cannot reiterate this enough because people will still miss it (somehow even though i have it plastered in my bio and on here). Im a minor. So stop.

I say words and people like that apparently. Idk people enjoying who i am is new to me. Recently ive been pretending to be a broke wizard college student. I think i will be better at this once im a college student.

I LOVE CULT OF THE LAMB

Also check out snailshock on itch. It’s not my game but im addicted to it and i have all three golden gnomes

DNI: basic DNIs, terfs, transphobes, homophobes, MAPs or whatever they call themselves these days, MAGA/trump supporters, all that, also people with “Minors DNI” don’t interact with me, i think you’re stupid and interacting with the people you don’t want interacting with you is hypocritical, and people asking for money and thats it. im sorry but look. i have no money for myself. i cant give you money. i also am not popular. asking me for money is useless.

Also red enjoyers. There’s nothing wrong with you i just hate your color and your flavor. (this is a joke btw)

also anyone seeking to send me hateful messages please DM me so we can talk like people instead of hiding behind an anon ask like a little bitch <3

Have a nice dayyyyyyyu ^w^

Other tumblr things i don’t know how else to save, generally just for me but these are all great links

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[lgbtqiatext]

[satan-offical]

Happy mango day BTW not like anyone cares :'(

Mango

[gooseseeingred]

Mmmmmmmm

Mango 🤤

[gooseseeingred]

im watching Dr Stone and i had not a single doubt in my mind that senku and his father were blood relatives. apparently not.

sorry about my terrible hand writing

anyways their only actual noticeable difference is senku is just smarter

[snomeraphim]

senku is green

[gooseseeingred]

is he?

oh my god he is i thought he was just an off white

[gooseseeingred]

im watching Dr Stone and i had not a single doubt in my mind that senku and his father were blood relatives. apparently not.

sorry about my terrible hand writing

anyways their only actual noticeable difference is senku is just smarter

[gooseseeingred]

when i find that stupid pile of mud im gonna kill it.

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[gooseseeingred]

this just in im basically a boat

[gooseseeingred]

i was playing tboi and was on a great run (basically if anything touched me i obliterated it) and i got brimstone and i forgot you have to charge and release and was like “why am i not doing any damage???” anyways i went into womb on 3 hearts after 2 shoting mom and got obliterated because my crowd control was abysmal.

[gooseseeingred]

i bought a new cauldron. its nothing special. it is steel instead of wrought iron tho. and slightly bigger than my old one.

[gooseseeingred]

i have been seeing way more “being trans made my life worse” recently and, yeah, it makes life difficult. maybe im just an optimist. but in my personal experience. hearing someone call me she brings me so much joy. looking like a girl makes me so happy. when i take care of myself and i look in the mirror it’s euphoric. i can be pretty. yes. it is hell. yes. it is a struggle. but looking at the end goal and how many people have reached their own version of it fills me with determination. just. if you realize you’re not trans than detransition. its all boxes anyways. you dont need a label.

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[gooseseeingred]

i read this as an insulin ad in a southern accent than realized what it was

[gooseseeingred]

the cube is still floating.

idk why im still calling it a cube its a monolith of pure darkness that emits a constant humming

[gooseseeingred]

holy fucking shit it smells like smoke and the streets are super foggy. nothing beats giant wildfires from thousands of miles north

[sunwhispers]

one of my favourite images

[gooseseeingred]

this reminds me of that time i came out to my bestie with a meme of a rabbit with text over it that said “im transgender” and they couldn’t tell if i was doing a bit

[gooseseeingred]

WHY IS THERE A REALITY WARPER IN MY FUCKING BATHROOM

[gooseseeingred]

i fucking closed it. that stupid fucking portal. i still have no clue what they did but its fine everythings fine i undid it with hopes, prayers, and all the duct tape i had spare.

[bupp3t]

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

[ihatejonarbuckle]

i remember

[no-one-offical]

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