mystery-fish

What ho, names Buppet (they/she) I got to play a man once in theater and that's an experience i've never truly recovered from

[hugdog]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[itsybitsyjoltik]

we can’t keep letting him get away with this

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[depsidase]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[jn27xxx]

So apparently today was Spongebob's birthday (he was born in July 14, 1986) so I drew a little something to celebrate the sea sponge 🎉🎉🎉🧽

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[killjoysradio]

Frank grew out his hair and dyed it black and then put save yourself and I'll hold them back on the b stage setlist. which could mean nothing.

[vilvivil]

@bupp3t

[bupp3t]

dude holy fuck

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[myybtg]

I can't stop thinking about Ray Toro.

[godisafujoshi]

“too horny on main!!!!” Whats next? Too lovely in heart? Too considerate in friendship? Too cocky in boing boing?

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[patron-saint-of-broken-strings]