Goose the Cat

i am but an inosent Cat. do not pay atenshun. . . . . that was not troo. am in fact Goose the Cat Sekrit Flerken. u are now part of sekrit! pls reed Goose Suggests. gude advise espeshuly if u are traveling Flerken or are fulish humane. ask kwestshuns if curius or confewsed.

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Goose do you love me?

depends do u have treets.  also depends do you have pats.

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goose i wil vote fur yu i hope yu like my poester

@spot-the-brooklyn-pirate is verree gude poester!  will poot on wall for to advertize.  will poot on at leest three wall.

#GOOSE2020

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Goose, I wish you were in the new movie coming out called Cats.

have scene of this muvie!  has meny prettee “Cats”.  (sekrit note for Goose the Cat folowers suspect they may not bee ackchual Cat but do not tel.)  sing much well for Cat, almowst as well as Flerken.  many spins alsow.  has Daym eean makellan and Sir judie denche who Goose did not kno were “Cat” and am now surprized but not surprized because only “Cat” can have dignitty of such as these too.

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Four orange male Earth cats played you in a movie. Have you met them? Their names are Archie, Reggie, Rizzo and Gonzo. They got male cats to play you since 80% of all normal orange tabby cats (which you resemble) on Earth are male, and 20% are female.

have met yes.  they are big fan.  were introdoosed to me for tot how to act liek Flerken.  Cat Rizzo sang for to me Erth song Godd is a woman.  verree pitchee but did not say as to be poliyt.  also two much vibrattow but do not to tel as he wuz verree sweete.

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Hello again, Goose. My Flerken (Gloria) passed away a couple of days ago. Do Flerkens have an afterlife, or believe in one? I’d like to give Gloria the respect she deserves.

this is verree sad for u.  i have many sads for u as is verree misfortunate to be absent of Flerken.

when Flerken eet their final tastee we cownt the stars.  Flerken may return to first Flerken planit but not shurr where.  so we sterr at the stars and cownt them as for we may kno one of the stars we have cownted is ours.  to respeckt your Gloria the Flerken lewk at the sky and cownt all of the stars and one of them is Flerken planit and she may be therr.

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Goose i have no flerken may i pet u

is grate trajedy for u that u have no Flerken.  yes may pet.  hope will releeve sorow and poor forchun.

[sithslordkin]

*tears*

Thamk you goose u are…….brilliant

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thank u.  i am awear but is still nice to heer (freekwently)

careful howevur as teers make you saltee and some (not me) may think to eet.  so when teers watch careful for eet-peepel (not me)

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hi goose! it's me again. thoughts on octopi and calamari?

octopodes are gude.  gude frends (can give many pats at once) and verree smart (some allso prettee).  calamarees are not gude for frend and therefore gude for eets.  tastey.

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Goose Suggest:  if they trie to hold u down trie to make you behayv trie to make you cunform, remember: every hero was wuns, every villain was wuns, just a Cat with a Bad Attitewd.

(post inspired by humane atimpting to keep Goose the Cat from sleeping on keybored)

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Goose i have no flerken may i pet u

is grate trajedy for u that u have no Flerken.  yes may pet.  hope will releeve sorow and poor forchun.

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@sock-drawer-jeffery submitted:

henlo goose. amn Bigg Chunkee, humane has tolde much abote u, amn wondring if amn posibly flerken to

finaly somewun who can spell!  all the peepel mesejing me canot spell but was not saying enything to be polite as is not there fault they are not educatid, as u and i.

u are veree handsum but unlikely Flerken as Flerken kno.  however could be Sekrit Flerken lost on earth and raised by Cat.  hard to tel from foto.  do u ever tentakel?  Cat rarely tentakel, is hint of Flerken in most cases.

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vote Goose the Cat in 2020!!!

#goose2020

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anounsment that Goose the Cat will be runing for Prezident in 2020 as independant.

vote Goose the Cat!!!

#goose2020

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When are you?

am posiblee in nine tees or posiblee in twentee nine teen or posiblee in twentee twentee three.  is unclear.  am Schrödinger’s Flerken. am Heisenberg’s Cat.  can kno sekrit identity or locashun in time but not both

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So how’s Nick Fury? He seems to be going through a rough time.

humane Furry has been having meny trubles :(  i alow him to give meny pats and evin hugs and this seams to help.  i have tryed purring but unforchunatly the purr of Flerken is aparantly 2 powerful for mortel minds to comprehind and it made peepel screem so i stopt (hurt ears).

[thelowlysatsuma]

goose you’re,, truly the best of us

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thank u. i kno

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Goose, I love you.

helo humane (presoomablee) i love u allso.  thank to u for this love.  of cours most peepel love me as i am a ‘gude Kitty’.  ur face pikchur with the heart is veree prettee.  have found peepel with grey and purpel pikchurs (ee jee green humane Broos) give best treets.

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So how’s Nick Fury? He seems to be going through a rough time.

humane Furry has been having meny trubles :(  i alow him to give meny pats and evin hugs and this seams to help.  i have tryed purring but unforchunatly the purr of Flerken is aparantly 2 powerful for mortel minds to comprehind and it made peepel screem so i stopt (hurt ears).

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Hey can I ask what the best thing you’ve ever eaten is??

hmm.  hard kwestshun to answer.  am verree old (to humane) and have eeten verree many things.

most tastey was stone Power (not to be confewsed with stone Space wich is Tesaract).  shiney; gude spicey.

most nutrishus was superfude Keenwa.  read artikel saying has many nutrience.

most frendly was cowe Todd.  Ameglian Major Cowe from Resteront at the End of the Univers.