[emosyzoth]

[muddlemore]

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[dykecinema]

[isitsafe]

[pinene]

Love the bot summoning incantation

[frog-with-a-knife]

Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice

[gay--dog]

AITA for telling my wife to not name our newborn child Pjackk Peeing Penis

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[tomatosoupandpasta]

once you think about a Character too much you reach a certain state that i like to call "looney toons understanding" where you just start making posts like this

[instantpansies]

making some gay mac n cheese because it's pride month and i haven't eaten in 14 hours

we're using the cheetos box of bones bold and cheesy mac'n cheese, cause what's gayer than that

[instantpansies]

limited edition, i might add

[instantpansies]

here's the cheese powder all separated out. i used a chopstick and immediately regretted it but here we are

[instantpansies]

hell yeah. boil those gay little skeletons

[instantpansies]

alr pasta is done. now the hard part

gotta take 1/6 of this cheese powder and 1/6 of the pasta... wish me luck

[instantpansies]

first color: yellow (it's the lightest)

and what a color... beautiful

[instantpansies]

orange (it's oranger than it looks. i only added like 1 drop of red food dye bc the cheeto dust is so strong)

[instantpansies]

well this was a nightmare. pretend this red isn't the color of coagulated blood

[instantpansies]

green. if anyone cares.

horrifying!

[instantpansies]

blue.... oh no

this may have been a mistake

[instantpansies]

purple. purple like the risk pieces

that was the last color aaaagghhgh why did i do this

[instantpansies]

all the colors together...

awful. horrible. i feel so accomplished

[instantpansies]

holy shit you guys. it looks so good i

!!!!

[instantpansies]

ok but this lighting brings out the color so well

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!

[instantpansies]

it's not very good mac n cheese actually

[instantpansies]

NO NOT MY GAY MAC N CHEESE

[footlongdingledong]

contracted a disease after letting her spit on that thang

[footlongdingledong]

had to go to the doc tuah

[footlongdingledong]

is that a spider in your pants or is your penis so itsy and eight appendages

[glutko]

[mogmo]

[outofcontextdiscord]

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[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[ranni-thewitch]

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan