The Humble Goose Whitman

25 Pretentious as hell I have a *thing* about the collarbones Just a goose exploring the other side of the roost

[goosewhitman]

The Great Introduction

Greetings world, I am but a humble goose at the start of one's journey, a student at the feet of the world. But you can just call me Goose~

25 in human years, any pronouns (one accepts all expressions of identity as long as you don't call one a duck)

I'm just here to explore the slightly more naughty side of the Internet and maybe discover something about myself in the process :)

No minors or ageless blogs, please, this blog will eventually contain things highly inappropriate for children.

Kinks under the cut eventually, will update as needed:

Kinks:

-Prey kink

Limits:

-Bodily fluids

-Feet

[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[shisasan]

your loneliness has ancestors, your soul has company ⋆˙⟡♡

[sagarnilpoetry]

You came into my life and I fell in love with you, then you left and I fell in love with your memories.

[mirethos]

[goosewhitman]

So there's me, browsing the request threads on [insert roleplaying forum site name here], found one I might click with, and now I've got to become a mild expert on the basics of BDSM so I don't sound immensely foolish when I eventually speak to them.

The things I do for intellectual stimulation and expanding my writing craft.

[yoursweetcorpse]

when a guy stretches and their shirt rides up a little so you can see their happy trail. they groan as they stretch. okayyy let me fuck you then slut damn

[weepingwidar]

Daniel Merriam (American, 1963) - Rock Bottom (2022)

[watercolormagicalgirl]

“ooohhh if you saw a copy of yourself you would freak out!! you would think they were trying to replace you and want to kill them”

no. i would fuck her. you don’t fuckin know me you dipshit freud wannabe. i can’t hear you i’m too busy making out with my clone

[anothermysterywh0re]

Let it be known that one of my goals in life is to have outdoor sex someday

[goosewhitman]

I really need to walk around my room with just long pants and a brassiere on more often, it makes me feel like a rich guy wandering around my penthouse while I drink my coffees and wait for the girl I brought home last night to wake up so we can have breakfast.

(I would forgo the brassiere, but the structural integrity of my torso says no)

[goosewhitman]

Also bare feet

For some reason having no socks on is very important for the aesthetic

[goosewhitman]

I really need to walk around my room with just long pants and a brassiere on more often, it makes me feel like a rich guy wandering around my penthouse while I drink my coffees and wait for the girl I brought home last night to wake up so we can have breakfast.

(I would forgo the brassiere, but the structural integrity of my torso says no)

[midwestgore]

I made this quite awhile ago. Three years of Preacher's Daughter. ♡

[enchantedbook]

'Other Lovers' by Norman Lindsay, 1924

[crypticmauve]

[falsel0ve-in-reallife-blog]

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

[wittlest-minotaur]

probably not gonna sleep for a while

[omgsen]

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[goosewhitman]

REAL

Where's the "not like other girls" girl and her tall dark and handsome emo boyfriend (who's actually a massive softie when you get down to it) and her other boyfriend the Golden Retriever boy who is usually blond with blue eyes and has the personality of a fucking sunbeam WHEN YOU NEED THEM