the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (donât question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something theyâre proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
âPerry is strictly professional and also a platypusâ
I love the fact that âprofessionalâ is the first reason and âplatypusâ is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.
âYeah no I canât fuck Iâm on dutyâ.
Did you know that�
1.Doofenshmirtz isnât evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him
2.Romance betweet animal/human isnât frowned upon in the Dwampyverse
we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs
one of Doofenshmirtzâ dates ditched him for a whale
we are talking about a universe where this is canon
for godâs sake
Look, Iâm not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although Iâm very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????
Itâs the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla
Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty callâs current nemesis become desirable for punching again.Â
I thought Perry was with the Panda?
Thatâs a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents
ââour boy is all grown upââ ââwhy is he a panda bearââ
had me crying
I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.
what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb
@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphyâs law season 2 to know whatâs going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ââProfessor Timeââ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.
and he is trying to be a good guy now
also thereâs 2 more time lines where he ends up good
1.Science teacher
2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)
this universe is big and vast and doesnât end at Phineas and Ferb
Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesnât mean itâs normal.
I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.
yeah..but you see..thereâs this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesnât have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you canât compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case
Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, âbasicâ for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isnât human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if weâre going by the anthropological definition of âhumanâ (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means âhuman.â Heâs just⊠A Human Platypus. âŠ?
What the fuck became of my post
Also Doof is legally an Ocelot
Logan that only raises more questions on an already strange post
Itâs canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.
What the FUCK
Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots
I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing
@looney-mooney I agree with this vit thereâs one thing, even if Perry has amazing deductive reasoning he has to at least fall to one trap. Thatâs just the law of nature.
@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesnât let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. Itâs part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doofâs rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.
Perry getting trapped isnât a sign of some intellectual folley - itâs a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.
But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though heâs somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. Itâs an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually donât even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.
I mean, back on the Peter the Panda line, being a nemesis was always supposed to be analogous to being in a relationship anyway. I think of this way more as an âarranged relationship turns to true loveâ story than an âenemies to loversâ one.
ââYou probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think itâs a match made in heaven. But it wasnât always this way. Back in the day, O.W.C.A. assigned agents willy-nilly, with no regard for personality conflicts or basic compatibility issues ⊠like a bad blind date!
Why, when I first met Perry the Platypus, I didnât even know what kind of an animal he was. Whoâs ever heard of a teal platypus?! And I gotta tell you, he got on my last nerve ⊠always staring at me, judging me. You know how he is.
Well, I was ready to call it quits. I even called Major Monogram to see if I could get another nemesis assigned. Something a little less semiaquatic. But thank goodness, Francis said to give it a little more time to see if things could work themselves out. And you know what? They did!
Now I wouldnât trade my nemesis for anyone in the world. Oh, sure, he still infuriates me and I try to eliminate him on a daily basis, but thatâs just what I do.
So, if your first encounter with your mortal foe isnât perfect, donât despair! It gets better ⊠usually.ââ
Iâd say both are correct
Me knowing almost nothing about Phineas and Ferb but reading this entire post anywayÂ
The whole Peter the Panda thing wasnât even SUBTLE about being an analogy for Doof cheating on Perry. For godâs sake they went on Dr. Feelbetter and Doof had to give a big apology and beg to win Perryâs heart back
Also while weâre providing evidence about Doof and Perry in general, Doofenshmirtz is trans
I love all of this. But I have to point out that Perry is canonically trans because he A) sweats milk (apparently cis male platypuses donât do that) and B) in the episode about the kids assuming he laid an egg⊠they assumed he laid an egg. Which means they know heâs capable of it. Which means heâs trans.
Interestingly enough, monotreme mammals like the platypus donât have the same sex-determining gene as therian mammals.
Where humans have two sex chromosomes, platypus have 10. Additionally, Perry has venom spurs. Thus, Perry is intersex
Iâve never watched a single episode of any of these shows what the phineas and fuck is going on here
Oh to exist in a world (at least partially) of Dan Povenmireâs creation
Every time this post comes onto my dash it gets better
Anyway intersex ace Perry my beloved
