Hello

Hi! I like bands and insulting people in Shakespeare.

[808demon]

[number1slut-deactivated20170519]

i love cats

[winfieldblue]

i was sad so i lit this scented candle

now im blueberry sad

[fuckthehomcomingking]

Your ugly noone wants to see you face, fat bitch.

Oh no, you have wounded me. Whatever will I do. Honey if you think bullying other people will make you feel better about yourself then I’m sorry.

[goroundincirlcesbaby]

This anon is so fucking blind like you are so gorgeous

[fuckthehomcomingking]

you take to many selfes.

Tell me something I don’t know

[goroundincirlcesbaby]

She can post as many selfies as she wants cause I like seeing her face

[jesperfahey]

this harry potter and hamilton mashup thread will make your life

[lbardugo-deactivated20210617]

Unwillingly charmed. 

[captaindemetrios]

This is the tumblr group hug. Pass it on.

[jesperfahey]

this harry potter and hamilton mashup thread will make your life

[lbardugo-deactivated20210617]

Unwillingly charmed. 

[pr1nceshawn]

Pretty simple solutions.

[datsenseofhumor-deactivated2016]

How much you wanna bet these are college kids

[latinkilledtheromans]

MYSTERY STORY TIME

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

[221cbakerstreet]

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

[rebathecompleteseriesdvdboxset]

reba trying to say ice

[itskyalenotkyle]

When your music producer wants you to raise the bar…#KnowYourPresidents

[kingrudegyalchina]

OOOOOOOOOOWWWW THIS SHIT FIYAAAHH!!

[kingrudegyalchina]

[this-one-laydi]

[bellydonnajayy]

[theycallmechanty]

Yoo

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

wish this was out when we was learning presidents.

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[mtvscream]

Only thing scarier than an empty fridge is letting the kids of Scream​ read your grocery list ✌️

[kingpippa]

John omg 

[fuckthehomcomingking]

*Haley getting killed*

Me: it’s just a prank bro

[fuckthehomcomingking]

IM LEGIT CRYING AFTER SEEING THE SNEAK PREVIEW OF NEXT WEEKS SCREAM

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

[unhinged-ink-deactivated2016070]

LOL love this

[glenn-griffon]

Never not reblog supportive rainbow dad and confused lesbian daughter.

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

HI

This is my ( very old ) comic, unfortunately someone removed my comment

supportive rainbow dad would also like to tell you that removing an artist’s comment no matter what it is isn’t great!

but Michael & Faith ( That’s their names ) are happy to see many people relate to this or support Faith.

[katjohnadams]

re-blogging because CREDIT!

[priestessamy]

Yay recognition!

[mamafishfound]

Is that One punch man????

[ithelpstodream]

[cisnowflake]

My heart

[hominishostilis]

Quality post