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Used to be audreyjensengivemeaheartattack. Pippa || 21 years young || They / Them (INFP, -A/-T) I have an unhealthy obsession with Bex Taylor-Klaus, but I think I've got it under control... right? Part of the Scream Squad ™ I have a cute girlfriend. They're great.

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

me: i will never care about the lives of youtubers like…. whotever, you kn

jenna marbles: heres my new dog

me:

[kingpippa]

How are you?

What a nice Anon, thanks for asking.

I'm doing well bro, my depression just doesn't agree right now.

On the plus side, I got into my dream University, i might finally be leaving the job I hate and I'm spending my free time doing all the art I want.

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[bohaemia-deactivated20160727]

i’m all for encouraging girls to pursue STEM fields but can we stop acting like talent/passion for the arts is inherently less valuable than talent/passion for maths and science thanks

[jellybeanybaby-blog]

Friendly reminder that tomorrow is October 3rd…

… and a Wednesday

TIME TO REPRESENT

[6x]

i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow

[sandandglass]

[kabaks]

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

[kingpippa]

My smartass girlfriend passed her pharmacy exam.

Now she's gonna be even more of a smartass.

[saythefisherman]

“And I love the thought of being with you, or maybe it’s the thought of not being so alone!”

[slaughtercunt]

@jamiefuckingnicole @spiral0ut11235 We scream this shit in Sarah’s garage

[angelic-dove-deactivated2018121]

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

[kingpippa]

Carousel

What's this in reference to?

[wtfzodiacsigns]

What Queen is Your Signs?

Beauty Queen:

TAURUS, LIBRA

Drama Queen:

ARIES, LEO

Indie Queen:

CANCER, SCORPIO, VIRGO

Meme Queen:

GEMINI, PISCES, SAGITTARIUS

Queen of Queens:

CAPRICORN, AQUARIUS

[kingpippa]

There's some random woman just fucking staring at me on the train plateform??? Can you just fuck off???

[purple-buddha-project]

[humunanunga]

When a theatre kid considers polyamory:

Two bae

Or not two bae…

[criiller]

Why am I the only snack in this house