Stuff

*･゜ﾟ･*☆Click for nudes☆*･゜ﾟ･* “I usually don’t like thinking about the future. I mean let’s face it, you can’t predict what’s going to happen. But sometimes, the thing you didn’t expect is what you really wanted after all. Maybe the best thing to do is stop trying to figure out where you’re going and just enjoy where you’re at.”

[goshhdiddlydarn]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[iwishicouldtellyou]

[e4rthy]

Chernobyl Stray Dogs by Björn Berger

[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[theblogofeternalstench]

Tracy Morgan Rants About What He Missed During His Coma

[11-11-1992]

He had me rolling lol

[goshhdiddlydarn]

My favorite activity is "sad sleeping". It's when a person, who is experiencing intense emotional distraught, falls into a deep slumber as a coping mechanism.

[thursday]

[best-of-memes]

[goshhdiddlydarn]

shitty quality photo of our version of The Addams Family~

[goshhdiddlydarn]

when u disown a family member after they ate ur food because their egregious violation of trust will not be tolerated

[goshhdiddlydarn]

when u tryna be cute ugly but u just straight up ugly

[luxury-andfashion]

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[lestateur]

[lickystickypickyzzz]

[forcefemme-vigilante]

CAT NEST

CAT NEST

CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

CAT. NEST.

[vonmunsterr-deactivated20260113]

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

[goshhdiddlydarn]

For my Film & TV Production class the professor told us that the test was on our readings, but we read around ten chapters so I was all like: ???????????????????????????? I was able to talk to my professor before the test and he reassured me that it was easy, that I'd do fine. I took the test feeling relaxed but to my surprise, it was not easy and I felt that my performance was not fine so I was all like: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[deathgripsforcutie]

you bring a date home for the first time, which bed means guaranteed sex