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All hail the residential queen of gossip; The Gossip Gator. She's the one that uncovers secrets before they've even been spilled. Beware, you do not want to get on her bad side because with the tap of a few keystrokes, she could ruin your life.

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I've seen a miss Cordelia and Adriana hanging out a lot lately -- Sirens & Mermaids are always interesting.

Oh my. These damn half-breeds are always stirring up all sorts of fun stuff, aren't they? It's like they think the rules don't apply to them just because they have a bit of human blood running through their veins. I'd love to witness Lynn or Isla stumbling upon one of Cordelia and Adriana's get-together's. Those two would be sure to get their throats ripped-out. I'm sure you can imagine why. Betrayal isn't taken lightly among those ladies.

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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you wanted some dirt, i got some for you. jasmine winters was caught wandering town at night wasted and one of our newer resident terra silas has been seen sporting some pretty mean bruises these days. now don't say i never gave you anything, GG

I did notice that a certain Terra Silas seemed to have a whole lot of bruises popping up with no explanation as to how they were attained. But since she seems to have some sort of steel wall around her, I'm more interested in the things she chooses to do out in the open. For example, running away from reality with a certain pianist? What was that all about? I hear she makes a mean broken finger. I'd just hate for our little Dom to lose his career. 

As for Jasmine Winters, what could our little nature lover possibly have to fret about? Bitch is in remission. I know all she wears is second hand, but that's nothing to become a drunk over. Just wrap your head in one of those pretty little scarves and make everyone one of your signature gumbo's, Darling. Now, if you want to tell my why you're actually stumbling around like a fool, I'd be more than happy to arrange for that story to be released. 

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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and you need your minions to do all the work for you? you don't even have one bit of gossip to share?

......As if I'm going to waste my time slaving away trying to find dirt when I can have people do it for me. I share gossip as it comes to me, it's hardly my fault this town seems to have gone moral on me and no one is dishing other people's dirty laundry out on silver platters. There's a few facts I keep up my sleeve, but those are for times when I'm feeling especially cruel. 

Don't test me or I might just let everyone know something gruesome. Like the fact that Keegan O'Malley killed a pretty blonde boy and the police didn't charge her for it... Oops. Sorry not sorry, Blondie. What other deaths are your hiding up your sleeve?

Watch your back Barton Hollow. You're starting to make me angry. Don't accuse me of ignorance when you know I'm the smartest and most knowledgable person around. It's not something I appreciate and if it goes on, you're all going to end up in the same hot seat as Ms. O'Malley. Not something I imagine you all really want. 

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Are you still alive?

You say this as though I’m not immortal. Foolish soul. Of course I’m alive, you’ve all just been exceedingly boring. Not to mention my minions have been lacking as of late.

…Maybe it’s because I ate three of them. But what can I say? Gator’s gotta eat. 

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Aurora seemed to have lost her head a few nights ago....

I did hear a whispering among a few folks that little miss Aurora had lost her mind a bit. Word is though, that she was in the middle of the woods, and who wouldn’t lose their mind if they were lost out there, am I right? But who knows. She certainly did look ravenous, and it certainly wasn’t for some french fries. More like bloodlust if you ask me. Maybe there’s something going around in that pet shelter. After all, I hear Victoria Bouvier is off her rocker as well. 

Or maybe it’s Halloween approaching since the instability seems to expand past the animal lovers in town. Little Naomi Hunt, oh I do love calling her Naomi, seems to be acting rather aggressive as of late, threatening to punch innocent passers by who happen to catch her eyes. Then of course there’s our lion friend, Keegan O’Malley. Word on the street is that she was visited by our good detective friend Phillip Barnes a few days ago… and hasn’t been sober since. She wasn’t even seen restocking the shelves at the bookstore. How unlike her to abandon her post… oh wait. Talk about a flight risk. 

I couldn’t tell you what’s going around, but whatever it is, I hope more people get infected. That would be so much fun… At least for me.

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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through the windows of the mystic I saw aurora and sawyer having a what looked like a pretty tense conversation. what do you think they were talking about, gossip gator?

Well, considering the supposed “sheep" of my favorite cheerleading squad is rather… protective of her dear friend Nyx, that’s really the only thing that I can think of that could get her all worked up. Besides, what on planet Earth do Aurora and Sawyer have in common besides the fact that they both apparently care quite a lot about Nyx.

Speaking of which, someone else seems to have spotted Sawyer and Nyx locked in their own little world as they put all their cards on the table. I had heard that things between the two ladies were heating up, and around here where there’s smoke there’s usually fire, but will this summer fling be just that, or will they actually become something more? I’ve heard all good things must come to an end, and with September right around the corner, I suppose we’re about to find out.  

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Seems to me that the gossip gator has lost its insight and been quite quiet.

Seems to me that this town has been lacking on their job: keeping me informed. You see or hear something juicy and I expect you to tell me about it right away. I can’t help it if you all are being incompetent.

xoxo, Gossip Gator 

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Seems like Alaster is sinking his teeth into some new meat. Can you believe Isaac's lived in Barton his whole life and doesn't seem to know the Voodoo king's true colors?

Does anyone really know the true colors of the so-called "Voodoo King"? That's the real question here. Considering Mr. Whyte is still somewhat of a fresh face among Barton Hollow's population, I'm not surprised someone as self-involved as Mr. Daniels is doesn't know what a bad influence he's talking to. Anyways, this information is useless to me. Now, if you told me what those two were getting up to, then I would be interested. So long as the information is juicy, that is. 

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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The littlest Greene seems to be extremely fond of a certain boy...

Hm, are we talking about a certain Hayes sibling? As far as my research goes, I haven't seen her taking comfort in anyone else since the untimely murder of her mother. I can't wait to see what Isla does when she hears about her baby sis running to a boy for support. 

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Thought you should hear from the source herself that I am not nor have I ever been pregnant. I'm sure I allowed that rumor to go on for long enough, yeah? Now if you could oh so kindly keep me off your blog for awhile that'd be dandy, GG.

Oh, but I so would've loved to see another little lions mane running rampant through the streets, Ms. O'Malley. Anybody around here can commit a minor social felony and generate some buzz on my blog, but you seem to have a knack for true scandal. You should know better than to try and avoid the spotlight, kiddo. You were born to have a reputation. Consider this my warning to you: it's only a matter of time before your nature gets you plastered all over my blog once again. That you can be sure of.

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Isla is really losing her way of late. I'm kind of disappointed.

You better not let her hear you say that. Now is not the best time to hold Isla to any such standards or to take her name in vain… she may just find you and rip you to shreds just for that. But in other news, her mother just got murdered, and while we adore the drama of it all, we understand that one does not bounce back quickly from that. Let her be.

This will be the only time we say something like this, and in moments it will be stricken from our record to protect our reputation. As if it never even happened…

The girl has brought us lots of juicy drama in the past, so maybe we owe her for being so scandalous and entertaining.

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Has anyone else seen the rather beaten down look Thomas Youngblood is sporting? I'm thinking he got that from a certain fury.

Oh poor Thomas Youngblood, he played games with the one person one shouldn't play with, if only in an attempt to protect their physical and mental health. Well, in our slitted eyes, this only makes Thomas infinitely more interesting, but you know, he's probably wishing that he hadn't tried to pull one over on one of the Erinyes.

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Uh oh, is that Jake Henderson I spy kissing Natalie Hayes? I can think of more than one person who will be none too pleased about this recent development...

You don't say? What an interesting turn of events. Who knew that Natalie could even talk to a boy, let alone kiss one. Guess she's doing her best to surpass her brother in that part of life as fast as she can. We all know Jake isn't one to stop at just kissing...

Though there may not be too much of Natalie left to fool around with after Bella hears word of this.

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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Victoria and Jake seem perfect for one another. Both cold hearted.

Oh, and if there’s one thing we all know that Bella hates most, it’s sharing. I wonder how she’s going to punish him when she finds out. Or maybe there’ll be a ménage à trois. Many of Barton’s finest could learn from some of our other residents, don’t you think? 

xoxo, Gossip Gator. 

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Who would you like to see snap first- Isla or Isadora?

Both, little secret spiller. At the same time, even. Oh the mas acre that would be, we could only dream of such a scenario... or maybe not. Maybe it's bound to happen and all we have to do is wait and see. A Gator could only hope.

xoxo, Gossip Gator

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I would prefer it, Gator, if you would keep my friends and I off of your page. I was fine when it was just me but please leave Sam and the rest of my pack out of it. I am not comfortable with people knowing business that is not theirs to know, especially because it is a sensitive and difficult subject. I know I am engaging in your game and will possibly get humiliated but I wouldn't feel right not saying something. Please leave us alone.

Oh, we're shivering. There is no special privilege where we don't talk about you on here, Louise. If someone brings your band of misfits up to us again, we will say something about it. There's so many of you, it's hard to keep anything a secret for too long. And we dine off of secrets and gossip, and your little gang provides so much of that. 

So, we can't promise anything. We'll starve if we do.

- xoxo, Gossip Gator.

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Do you have an idea as to which mermaids might be first to suffer Isla's wrath?

All of them. Mermaids of Barton Hollow, if we were nice people we'd tell you to stay away, but we're not. But we will tell you that none of you are safe. If you're a mermaid, a half mermaid, suspected of being in cohorts with a mermaid, or even caught near the lake, you are in trouble. Any one of you that crosses Isla Greene's path while she is out for blood has a death wish. But really, go ahead. We're sitting here with our catfish flavored popcorn enjoying the show.

xoxo, Gossip Gator.