Aurora seemed to have lost her head a few nights ago....
I did hear a whispering among a few folks that little miss Aurora had lost her mind a bit. Word is though, that she was in the middle of the woods, and who wouldn’t lose their mind if they were lost out there, am I right? But who knows. She certainly did look ravenous, and it certainly wasn’t for some french fries. More like bloodlust if you ask me. Maybe there’s something going around in that pet shelter. After all, I hear Victoria Bouvier is off her rocker as well.
Or maybe it’s Halloween approaching since the instability seems to expand past the animal lovers in town. Little Naomi Hunt, oh I do love calling her Naomi, seems to be acting rather aggressive as of late, threatening to punch innocent passers by who happen to catch her eyes. Then of course there’s our lion friend, Keegan O’Malley. Word on the street is that she was visited by our good detective friend Phillip Barnes a few days ago… and hasn’t been sober since. She wasn’t even seen restocking the shelves at the bookstore. How unlike her to abandon her post… oh wait. Talk about a flight risk.
I couldn’t tell you what’s going around, but whatever it is, I hope more people get infected. That would be so much fun… At least for me.
xoxo, Gossip Gator