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And I am a weapon of massive consumption And it's not my fault, it's how I'm programmed to function I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm on to a winner

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It seems like hunter isn’t a good friend at all

why? because he got laid? according to him, it was before he knew there was any crush so, unfortunately, he’s innocent of malicious intent in that regard. distancing himself from haeju doesn’t make him a bad friend either so i’m failing to see his faults unless you know something i don’t.

mentions: @huntors @strcwbcrrywine

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who do you think needs to get it over with and get into relationships with each other?

most of the people i thought were heading that direction seem to have cooled things off which is interesting. i’m going to stick with my solid messy exes and say jed & declan. you’re welcome to drop a ship in my inbox to see if it gets my stamp of approval.

mentions: @jedsilva @declxns

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hook ups / one night stands you want to see happen??

do you think i could speak these into existence? we’re gonna give it a go anyways. skylar & august. leland & clark. noor & marty. kit and literally anyone before julian raises from the dead – jax, now’s your time to shine!

mentions: @skvlcr @wydaugust @lclands @clsens @noorlo @mcrtys @kitlcuis @jaxbyers

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It seems like haeju is the only one trying to make it work between him and wyatt, he’ll most likely get his heart broken in the end

for most people, that’s called a sign you should go sow your oats in other fields. what’s a relationship without reciprocity from the outset? doomed.

mentions: @strcwbcrrywine @whyctt

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What’s with people like Ryland and Huntor sleeping with people their best friends either like or have fucked? Is there no such thing as bro code around here?

everyone involved is an adult capable of making adult decisions. so you step on a few friends’ toes for the sake of having a good time and living in the moment? let’s leave ‘bro code’ for high school locker rooms and let the messiness unfold. it’s been much more fun to watch.

mentions: @rvland @huntors

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does wyatt even want to date anyone? that's the real question here

i’d put my money on no. i think maybe he wanted to date noor at one point but her flakiness eventually wore him out and we can’t blame him. a single life is far more fun anyways.

mentions: @whyctt @noorlo

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so much for friendships around here, huh? looks like everyone is either falling apart or on their way to fighting each other.

this is what i’ve been asking for so, personally, loving it! sadly, there are still a few healthy friendships around that i can see: wyatt and kit, bentley and skylar, the entirety of the fugitives. break them up and then we’ll have some real drama underfoot. 

mentions: @whyctt @kitlcuis @bcntlcvs @skvlcr @thcosawycr @orion-o @jedsilva @clsens

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what is something you would love to see happen, in mulberry, before 2019 ends?

i’m going to say a wedding, even though our odds are getting lower by the day, ey kit?

mentions: @kitlcuis

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how badly do you think scarlett and this baby are going to ruin percy and ryland’s friendship?

hopefully badly. i could use a bit of entertainment. one or the both of them really ought to check my blog more. perhaps they’d see what they have in common. let me be the bringer of bad news boys – if scar isn’t going to do it, i don’t mind.

mentions: @rvland @ainswcrth @ftscvrlctt

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what is happening with wyatt and his lovers? did you see hunter pouting about haeju?

do i ever really know what’s happening with wyatt’s little love club? the answer is a solid no. as far as i can tell, he’s just out here for a good time, not a long time so it isn’t really his fault if everyone keeps catching feelings and getting stroppy about it. for how often this whining keeps happening, though, i’m left to believe his dick must be magical and, in that case, he knows my apartment number. 

mentions: @whyctt @huntors @strcwbcrrywine ( implied @noorlo among others probably )

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roll me in a joint so I can feel Andrews lips on me tbh

might be easier just to try asking him, pal. he doesn’t strike me as particularly opposed to something casual.

MENTIONS: @vndrcws

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hope somebody gets real steamy valentines sex tbh

i know at least one person ‘round mulberry who will be – but i can’t be the only one. our usual suspects will probably find their way between the sheets but i want some spontenity. operation get someone laid – someone wildly unexpected but well deserving. cast your votes now.

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ANyone you want to see make a move for valentines this year?

the moves i want to see are the ones that cause the most upheaval in response. anyone in the adrian-skylar-noor situation should make a move on their target for maximum drama. haeju could make things messy by shooting his shot with wyatt and that isn’t a euphemism. percy could try his hand with scarlett since they seem to be getting along quite well or maybe scar’s more interested in double dipping with andrew? also a little birdie told me carter’s got quite the crush. plenty of options, i’d say.

MENTIONS: @adriivn @skvlcr @noorlo @strcwbcrrywine @whyctt @ainswcrth @ftscvrlctt @vndrcws

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out of all the exes in the apartments which pair really need to just put it to rest?

just picking one pair? in this economy? i’ll play along though, i suppose. jed and declan seem to be slowly but surely taking my advice and sorting themselves out. plus, hey, if it all goes up in flames again, at least the fugitives might get a killer song out of it!

MENTIONS: @jedsilva @declxns

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Who's the least likely to have a Valentine this year?

a vast majority of you? if i had to pick though, clark. the man is preoccupied and it shows.

MENTIONS: @clsens

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how much longer do you think noor is gonna put up with skylar’s indecisiveness??

is noor really putting up with anything? she wouldn’t have made it this far with skylar if she wasn’t patent and it’s not like she’s short of options herself. i will be interested to see if anything comes of it, though. she’s never struck me for the relationship sort but, then again, she’s never worked for anything like this before. stay tuned, i suppose.

MENTIONS: @noorlo @skvlcr

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I’m really hoping for Valentine’s Day drama but I don’t actually know anyone who’s dating or seeing each other here? It’s all ambiguous. Everyone in mulberry is allergic to love and monogamy

the only ‘couples with labels’ i can think of are kit & julian who are literally and then trinity and her partner. am i missing anyone? there’s nothing wrong with a bit of fooling around but really dramatic breakups are kind of my favorite thing. they add some spice to life. get working on it, mulberry. could someone at least as someone out for v-day? please?

MENTIONS: @kitlcuis @juliivn @triinitys