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thjslove

Everyone likes to be the little spoon. It makes you feel safe!

chefpyro

meeting an alien

Humans: hello, we come in peace. we are from a planet we call Earth.

Alien: oh yes! the bagel planet!

Humans: … what?

Alien: you are the only planet in the known galaxy that has invented bagels. we would like to make trade agreements right away.

Humans: i… okay then.

got-off-plane

@bornasawallflower

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

every time I go see a movie in theatres the audience claps for a good thirty seconds when the movie ends but nope after Logan NOTHING happened everyone just sat there in stunned silence fucking johnny cash starts singing in all his glory and the guy next to me whispers to his wife “I want to fucking die babe”

got-off-plane

@bornasawallflower

kainimuramonster

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

greyallison

He’s cosplaying the night sky.

bpdarkstalker-blog

someone: it was probably just a comet-

me, blaring the x-files theme & wearing a tinfoil hat: im sorry what

theonewhosawtherest

me at every mild inconvenience

doddleoddity

Intertwined EP: 18/11/16

We can stay here and laugh away the fear

willeochsimon

10 DAYS OF DODIE Day 6: favourite lyrics: Human - ( x )

gentleasthenight-blog-deactivat

Dodie Clark: Would You Be So Kind?

kissedbythevoid

https://www.instagram.com/p/2QVwoUlCCd/

what he says: I'm fine

what he means: Honestly the idea of men not being able to have emotions other than anger is really upsetting and an issue that needs to be addressed in our society. The hyper masculinity in our society that we teach to male children starting right as they are able to speak is an issue, we should be teaching kids that feelings are okay and that they should be able to express themselves in a healthy manner instead of bottling it up because "crying isn't manly"