maybe I came on too strong

Ethan Zachary. The name's Ethan and your friend was probably screaming it last night. I rock that letterman jacket so hard that people think I'm playing the electric guitar. If you want a piece of this, all you have to do is ask.

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I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather?

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others – specify)

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!

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emmystjames :

I don’t blame you, I’m eager myself.

We can watch chicks have wardrobe malfunctions together.

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TEXT ✉️ IDIOT ❌😡

Santana: Idk why either because you hurt my brain when you talk.

Ethan: is it cause i'm talkin too smart 4 u?

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TEXT || SAMTHAN

SAM: i hope I gave you a boner that u have to cover up now 😊

SAM: why would i invite someone else over when being naked and by myself is a 100% satisfaction guarantee

ETHAN: u did, god damn i love it

ETHAN: is that a trick question? cause i'm me, obvi. i could've just looked @ u

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baymotta :

Maybe no one else stays up late and watches reruns of South Park on Comedy Central. Come on… it was funny.

Do I look like someone who finds things funny?

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clairegflanagan :

I guess some people just don’t know how to find their own fun. Unfortunate. 

Is this your subtle way of saying that you know how to have fun? Cause I doubt it.

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vincentacciai :

Still new. Usually, my name get the opposite treatment.

If you say so. What do you suggest I do instead? Because I sure as Hell ain’t going to be bothering with the weather.

Yeah cause you’re not fancy at all.

I dunno, what do you wanna do instead? I ain’t your parents. 

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TEXT ✉️ IDIOT ❌😡

Santana: Nah, I dont care enough.

Santana: lmfao. Okay, whatever you say.

Ethan: idek y we're still texting

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TEXT || SAMTHAN

SAM: hot.

[...]

SAM: last night i was thinking about how amazing it's going to be to fuck you in front of someone else. to watch emmy get off to us

SAM: i was thinking about how occupied ill be eating her out and stroking you

SAM: how she'll ride you while i sit on your face

SAM: how hot it'll be to be on my knees with another girl for you

SAM: how we'll all fuck each other into oblivion and every time we think we're done we'll go again

SAM: that's what I was thinking about when I was naked and alone last night

SAM: how do you feel about that

ETHAN: hawt.

ETHAN: fucking hot. this is perf i really cannot wait, god

ETHAN: btw whenever ur naked nd alone, u can always tell me to come ova

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TEXT || SAMTHAN

SAM: anything huh?

ETHAN: yea, i didn't stutter did i?

ETHAN: anything, sam.

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TEXT || SAMTHAN

SAM: i know :)

SAM: imagine how turned on youd be if i was actually trying rn

ETHAN: can u actually try??

ETHAN: pls.

ETHAN: i'll give u whatever u want.

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TEXT || SAMTHAN

SAM: duh

SAM: i do say that. it's true. just that there's only room for one and its mine

SAM: besides ud be bored if i let you be all ooh look at me im the best

SAM: if you want someone to fall over herself about how awesome you are you're barkin up the wrong tree and you know that

ETHAN: is it bad that all this lecturing is turning me on??

ETHAN: u can bark up my tree any day of the week, jsyk.

ETHAN: ur hot.

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baymotta :

Hey are you trying to say that I’m not normal??? Because I am normal. I’m like the definition of normal…

No one else mentioned it besides you, so obviously you’re not fucking normal.

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berryadelaide :

Because I’m positive that unless we’ve messed up the environment even further, we’ll be heading into unbearable heat that no one asks for until Fall rolls around.

I’m fine with unbearable heat, it’s an excuse for everyone to dress less. Do people not like that?

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TEXT ✉️ IDIOT ❌😡

Santana: gross. I dont want you to touch me.

Santana: wait..you have feelings? I didnt know you could have those.

Ethan: i was kidding, that shit didn't even faze me. u gotta try harder.

Ethan: i know u trying to roast me, but it ain't working

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TEXT || SAMTHAN

SAM: yes ;)

SAM: idk. Friday. that way if it sucks I don't gotta see your stupid face the next day

SAM: not that it will bc ill be there but w/e

ETHAN: leave cool ones, pls. i wanna look at em after

ETHAN: stfu. u like my stupid face either way.

ETHAN: and u say that i have an inflated ego...