01. My favorite beer is Natural Ice. Natty Ice never let me down.
02. If I can't get my hands on a 12 pack of Natty Ice, I can get down with a double of Jameson on the rocks.
03. My favorite buds to smoke are White Berry and Blue Dreams. But if it's free, I'll smoke it.
04. I like my steaks the way I like my women, hot on the outside and cool in the middle.
05. & 06. I lost my virginity at an AC/DC concert. Now whenever I hear Back in Black, I get wood.
 07. I got no problem with a sugar momma who is willing to treat me right. In fact, I'd prefer to sit around and do nothing.
08. I'm an Aries, born on April 2nd. Wouldn't it have been funny if this fool was born on April's Fools?
09. I've never had sushi but I love eating raw fish [winks]
10. The two things I will never pawn are my guitar and my van. They're my most treasured possessions.
11. I have to play Pot Farm every day. I'm more addicted to that than I am to weed.
12. My parents divorced when I was a little kid. Mom raised me. No idea where my dad ended up.
 13. Turn-ons: Confidence & consent Turn-offs: When girls do that "I'm not pretty" fishing for compliments bullshit.
14. I'm a high school drop out and I turned out okay.
15. I have a standing gig at a Mexican food restaurant in a Mariachi band. I get paid in tacos and Tecates.
16. I don't own a TV. Not because I don't want one (I do) but because I had to pawn it for gas money.
17. If you don't like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, The Sex Pistols, and/or The Ramones, then I don't like you.
 18. I almost joined the military but someone telling me when to eat, sleep, and shit wasn't me. Plus the random drug tests.
19. I've only ever been to California and Nevada. I tried a cross country road trip once but the van broke down in Barstow
20. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about her and wish it had all gone down differently.Â
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