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@gothamsduplicitousbachelor
“Not dead...yet.”
What are you doing for mother's day?
“What I do every Mother’s day: Laying a bouquet of jasmine flowers at her grave, and a rose in the alley. Donate to the orphanages, have a single glass of her favorite wine and dine alone.”
You have all of one ask to completely shatter my character. Make it count.
Superman -Shazam First Thunder #4
Oh Billy, you look so small right there…
reblog if you're not expecting anything on Valentines day
Just do it, I promise it isn’t supposed to be sad.
Just reblog and wait. You will see.
Reblog if your Muse can sing
I made a slideshow about how to create a fictional character… I got most of the information from the ‘start writing fiction’ (free) course on the OpenUniversity website and found it incredibly useful so here’s a visual version for you :)
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He’d be so -so- torn between waking her up or not because he legit doesn’t know how well she wakes to surprise. Super-human punches are not fun when you’re not prepared for them at least. xD
Stand at a distance and say her name
gently prod with a broom
sneak into the bed
if it’s not presented as an emergency, she’s fiiiine.
Now he’s torn between talking to her to wake her or just laying next to her buck naked in a ‘paint-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls’ poses going “So…”
She’ll wake up if spoken to, but if you just lay there, she’ll sleep right through it. Maybe snuggle up, as she gravitates to heat sources.
Good to know subtlety only works when she's fully coherent. Though now Brucemuse is being quite naughty in my head so I'll spare the details and the children.
Always spare the children. Never know when you'll get a flat.
Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!
gothamsduplicitousbachelor replied to your post:✬ [Sound the foghorn for the BruCe oil tanker]
The most anti-climactic porno-scene ever.
i’m crying i’m so sorry i had to
PAGING CAPTAIN ROMANCE
YOU COULD WAKE HER UP MAYBE
He’d be so -so- torn between waking her up or not because he legit doesn’t know how well she wakes to surprise. Super-human punches are not fun when you’re not prepared for them at least. xD
Stand at a distance and say her name
gently prod with a broom
sneak into the bed
if it’s not presented as an emergency, she’s fiiiine.
Now he's torn between talking to her to wake her or just laying next to her buck naked in a 'paint-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls' poses going "So..."
gothamsduplicitousbachelor replied to your post:✬ [Sound the foghorn for the BruCe oil tanker]
The most anti-climactic porno-scene ever.
i’m crying i’m so sorry i had to
PAGING CAPTAIN ROMANCE
YOU COULD WAKE HER UP MAYBE
He'd be so -so- torn between waking her up or not because he legit doesn't know how well she wakes to surprise. Super-human punches are not fun when you're not prepared for them at least. xD
By the time he'd made it outside, the two animals were rolling on the grass, teeth locked into each other's scruffs. However, upon catching sight of Bruce, the raccoon decided that discretion was the better part of valor and bolted for the woods. The fox growled after it, giving a final snort and turning to Bruce with a wagging tail
He knelt beside the vixen and gave her a good few strokes along the back and scritches behind the ear. "Good work. Wonder why it was skulking around here anyways?"
Bruce stood and looked around, finally finding the desecrated flower-bed. "Hm, that'll have to be fixed, but I'm sure Alfred will be more than pleased to give you a treat for defending his flowers. Good girl." he smiled to the vixen before giving one last pat on the head and going inside.
i want you to be both aroused and terrified by me.
(via rookisland)
The Vixen that had been hanging around Wayne Manor for the better half of a year now was currently squaring off against a large boar raccoon. The fuzzy thief had been attempting to dig up the flowerbeds for fun when the fox had pounced. now the pair were circling each other, growling and making false swipes.
Bruce was in the gymnasium getting his daily routine out of the way when he was distracted by the growling near the window. Upon inspection he saw the pair circling each other outside, growling up a storm. "Well isn't this something? Better give our little guardian a hand." he chuckled, while taking up his towel before stepping outside.
If the raccoon didn't make a run for it upon his nearing, he'd give the towel a few good twirls and snap it like a whip near the animal.
BruCe
[That's this ship name isn't it? It's been christened and has set sail hasn't it?]
Name: Veronica
Gender: Female
General Appearance: Whether it's flashy or plain she always has a meticulously well cared look to every aspect of her.
Personality: Practical and blunt, but very kind. She can size someone up in a single glance, but spares judgement until their mouth opens.
Special Talents: Critical thinking skills of her father. Superior fighting skills from her mother.
Who they like better: She likes them both equally
Who they take after more: Cecelia
Personal Head canon: She has a macabre sense of humor. "I have plans for Waynecorp, but I'll politely wait until mother collects father before I enact them."
Face Claim: Audrey Hepburn