Fractured Normality

“A girl who cannot become a princess is doomed to become a witch.” (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

[british-animals]

A swan, as you have never seen photographed before by Gerald Robinson

[shiximi]

Mighty Nein - Part 2 > Done for Critical Role and most recently featured in their 10th anniversary trading card collector's box.

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[cair--paravel]

Opal and glass gold-mounted pendant by René Lalique, c. 1900.

[yuumei-art]

A continuation of my Caged Dress series that has slowly evolved into uncaging~

What animals should I uncage next?

The hours long painting videos, PSD File, and HD image will be DMed on Patreon.com/Yuumei on March 5th :)

The cages started out as a 3D model in SketchUp

[brain-wyrm]

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

[a-book-of-creatures]

Hypothetical question.

When measuring an animal’s length, would you count horns/tusks or similar as part of that length?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 23

[a-book-of-creatures]

If you voted “yes”, then great news! The extinct mastodon “Mammut” borsoni was armed with 5 meter long tusks. Measured with the tusks as part of its length, it was likely the longest land mammal to have ever existed. If you include the tusks.

[mikaila-orchard]

Me and CD talking about Digimon.

Me: Remember how when Tai was sucked back to the human world and the rest of the team fell apart almost immediately? He really was needed as the leader lol

CD: Because of all the kids he was the only one who ever had to be responsible for others.

Me: *Making that connection in real time* ...OH SHIT!

[namedvesta]

The Bird of A Thousand Voices, installation by Boris Acket at the Vilnius Light Festival in the St. Catherine Church, 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟨

[penny-anna]

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

[penny-anna]

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

[the-legal-shipper]

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

[penny-anna]

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

[offonaherosjourney]

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

[nightblackowlbat]

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

[charlesoberonn]

I'm teaching myself how to draw which means I can bring my bad puns to life.

2x2 version:

[charlesoberonn]

Post found its target audience

[thewelllitweenie]

Flares are great for drawing attention to a desired audience

[yardsards]

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

[a-book-of-creatures]

It’s true! Ice is a mineral, but water isn’t. So you are obtaining a cool limited-edition mineral.

[taydivorce]

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

[taydivorce]

*flips next card over* by the devil

[gahdamnpunk]

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

[nordichealthnut]

How could you forget all the cool heavy metal ladies!? The metal scene of Botswana is NOT just a boys club

[joshscorcher]

Botswana Metal aesthetic is something I never knew I needed until it was shown to me.

[answeringmysister]

Daniele Tamagni is a fantastic photographer. These pics are from his collection Afrometals.

https://www.danieletamagni.com/project/afrometals/

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

just cat-sat for my friend for five days and well, new kinsey scale just dropped i’m a 1.5

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[freshtokill]

[rachelkatwalsh]

pov: you fell out of a nautiloid

inspired by that one house md promo image