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This is my Gotham City Sirens sideblog for Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, and Catwoman (in that order) also Harlivy ofc, probably a majority Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, not much Catwoman, because I don't really care about her as much. I love Harley Quinn, but I care so much about Poison Ivy; she means so much to me.

Feel free to ask me whatever, I could talk about Ivy and Harley for years lol.

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poisonousivys

I’ve put an extraordinary amount of thought into this

The objectively best Batsuit is light gray on the inside with the yellow circle and underwear because Bruce himself says “I set out to scare criminals, not children” so he took inspiration from Superman. Now the cowl, cape, boots, underwear, and gloves are black since the cape and cowl are the only things criminals are seeing BUT they’re shaded in blue for some extra color and visual appeal.

mikyapixie

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it would explain so much about Gotham economics if it turned out the only employers who pay a livable minimum wage are 1) Wayne Enterprises duh, but mainly 2) all of Gotham's assorted villains.

sure henching comes with shitty working conditions, but the benefits package is crazy competitive. they have dental

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Gotham's villains are so engrained because supervillainy is the only thing propping up the local economy. henching requires no work experience, provides on-the-job training, and has a diversity hiring program (you're willing to commit crimes in tacky matching uniforms? great you're in, here's your gun and clownsuit)

Batman is constantly throwing money trying to compete but the fact remains that henchpeople are Gotham's largest workforce and will be until minimum wage laws catch up to reality

fall-out-girlboy

even educated jobs in environmental science are probably getting laundered money from poison Ivy. and a lab equipment tech might notice three different jobs are tied to pamela Isley and also happened to receive grants from "unrelated" shady shell orgs and the next one is setting up a temperature controled penguin habitat for some eccentric obvious mobster.

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half of Gotham's supervillains have doctorates of course they're also funding the sciences (for crime purposes but still)

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we need a new supervillain who gets drawn into villainy specifically to make money for funding grants. they come up with a theme and wacky outfit and loony backstory but at the end of the work day they change back into their alter ego (tired scientist with bags under their eyes and a hotpocket stuck in their labcoat). they're actually very mild mannered irl—the villain persona comes from their background in Theatre Arts

1234sakichan

Me in my thot era

starlitorchids

the wives have been acquired

princeadamart

“Aren’t you that plant lady Poison Oaky?”

anonbeadraws

🌿 I always saw Pamela as one of those, incredibly unsafe botanists (inspired by Uma Thurman in the 90's Batman movie), so she def experiments with toxic and radioactive materials, to make her plants as hardy and unkillable as possible. It means her skin takes some of that damage, chemical burns and poison and some insects take to living under her skin, but she doesn't mind: so long as she can keep her plants alive, she'll take any damage she has to for them. update to ms Ivy from 2018

but-a-humble-goon

Stop with the #relatable quippy dialogue. Let Poison Ivy talk like Sephiroth again.

andrinoaddiction

People complain about there not being any gay male relationships in d.c, but honestly harlivy is just so much better in every single way. I love poison ivy so much omg