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ironpour

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals

#if i could pin posts it'd be this one.#EDIT: YOU CAN NOW PIN POSTS.

ovur

People who ship idols are like way too comfortable let's bring back cyberbullying

seannosdrinker

Moses coming down from Mount Sinai and seeing the golden calf

sangriazouis

attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

#suicide tw

carnation-damnation

drinstadiscourse

#WWWWW MOI AUSSI #je ne les laisse jamais cuire assez longtemps...#😭😭😭

lesbx

sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

bitchbitesdog

whenever i talk about men’s boobs guys are always like “you mean pecs?” bitch i said boobies. tits.

howtobake-remaking

His tits aren't even that big

demonanata-deactivated20240707

#my bf @ me :(

memewhore

worldecay

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

worldecay

well fuck. who knew

clickbaitcowboy

Do you have a fetish for men or something

loghainmactir

if you definitely 100% own all of the dnd 5E content after spending hundreds of dollars on it whether physically or digitally (or both!) u should use this site here as a quick n easy reference point for the content you definitely already legally own because you’re a law abiding citizen who has paid hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

lemon-embalmer

may I also add that if you accidentally misplaced your D&D books that you absolutely, definitely bought, you can find pdfs of them all here

and not just 5e, and not just D&D

and not just books, a few days ago I found an issue of a magazine that was published when I was two years old

but you know, very few people actually need this site probably because we all paid a hundreds of dollars for a shittonne of books.

#:D #dnd

jewish-tutter

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

rizaoftheowls

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

derinthescarletpescatarian

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

rizaoftheowls

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”