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in a fandom called my unnamed oc world

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

calamitycons

117 animals listed!!! HARD AND SCARY 😸🐕🦁🐅🦒𓃰℥🐆🦜🐦🐦🐑🐐🦙🐎🦓🦛🐊🐦🐦𓅨𓅪🐦🐦🐦🕊️𓃸🐼🦝🐀🐁🐰🦂🕷🪰🕷🐍🐍🐍🐿🐽🦊🦎🦎🦎🦟鯉🐦🐺🦔🐋🐬🫍🐻‍❄️🐻🐻🐻🦥🦃🐤🦉🦇🐜🐛🐛🫅🐄🐗🫎🦌🪱🐛🐞🐛🦖🦫🦦🐟🦈🦈🦈

teaboot

YOOOOOOOO CHALLENGE ME

palominojacoby

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jewish-tutter

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#hort #ladies …stone me #every time i see him he showcases more and more boomer behaviors and yet #AND YET #here i am…………#but also he teaches me yiddish and hebrew every time i come over #which is 🫩 attractive #and also and also and als

all my friends are chronically late jews im the only chronically early one aAAAAAAA

hort

#that ir effexor plus ritalin plus wellbutrin and caffeine and nicotine and thc cocktail be hittin #im brain dead

making a wrap or somethin w this stripey yarn:) i’m trying to use up all my acrylic stuff so i can get more cotton

jewish-tutter

#i miss hi:(m #ew

is anyone here into old school hiphop/rap?? i need help finding a song i heard but can’t remember :’(

kaity--did

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

kaity--did

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

kaity--did

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

inkloom

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

kaity--did

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

#this is so true some toys just infuriate babies for some reason #yet they still want them lmao #so they go bye bye 👀

lepidopteragirl

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

#hort

longsightmyth

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

#i was not able bodied at 28+ weeks preggy holy shit #also preeclampsia can be debilitating #and holy fuck AFTER????#oh boy oh boy your body is fucked #my organs literally had to settle back into place and like multiple #layers of muscle and shit had to heal idk #and then ur extremely sleep deprived on top of that which should be considered temporarily disabling in itself #women should get 2 years maternity leave to just heal from the trauma pregnancy and birth does to ur body rip