Lipgloss and Lavender

This blog is a mess i do apologise, I'm like a magpie I post what I think is shiny and cool. (20's , She/her, Bi)

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[bylerworld]

mike is too upset to answer back more like mike is too gay to answer back am i right lmao

[gothhobbithoe]

I love how when you write your email in those lil boxes online it gets so angry at you the whole time you write it

Like it’s all lit up red and “this isn’t a email” whilst your type it

So impatient

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[catchymemes]

[umeuliricoqualquer]

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[gothhobbithoe]

Sprained my ankle and it hurts to walk so I’m just lying on my bed like this

[gothhobbithoe]

I cried while watching Ferngully we all need to watch Ferngully

Everyone from teeny toddlers and the big owners of factories need to watch Ferngully

[kidovna]

miwi, byler, cleradin, werehare, and vampwise but make them all lesbyler

[desinteresse]

It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

[desinteresse]

“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits

[desinteresse]

“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.

[gothhobbithoe]

Holding the wisps of what remains of my dreams last night trying to figure out what I was dreaming about

[tulipfemme-deactivated20240718]

having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore

[chaosofdreamsandnightmares]

He has been dead for 4 years but he still takes up 85% of my mind on the daily.

[gothhobbithoe]

Does anyone else get crushing headaches due to the air pressure? Like right before it rains or during heavy rain??

[mxs-space]

I love learning about lotr Behind the Scenes because 95% percent of the time it’s just “we let Viggo Mortensen loose and he did weird shit” and there is no way to predict what the fuck he did

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[mesmes99]

Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.