[ THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS HEAVILY ]

☽ he/they | 23 | ♓︎ | friendly ghost ☾

[zombilenium]

"Cliffhanger"

Abandoned villa, Chemin du Raidillon, Saint-Pierre-en-Port, France

[that-house]

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

[that-house]

The iron fortress of my mind is like the torment nexus for Arabic numerals 1 through 9. No puzzle forged against me shall prosper. I’m the square’s strongest soldier. You can’t even count, bitch. If sudoku was a drug I’d be in rehab, except I wouldn’t, because I never quit. There are 81 squares in the sudoku board and that means there are at least 81 things that are more important than you. Now get the fuck out of my sight.

[that-house]

I wasn't finished yet. I'm scribing numbers you haven't even heard of. I play so much sudoku in my brain I can't tell if I actually played sudoku this morning, or if I just thought about it really hard. I asked the lady at the checkout counter if she had any more sudoku puzzles. She said "i'll check in the back." She went to the back, and she never came back. I'm like a cave fish. I'm losing senses I don't need. I'm adapted to my environment. I don't know who I am anymore

[that-house]

[zegalba]

birds flying over the jurassic canyon of Iceland

[wingedwoif94]

I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.

[slunch]

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

[passengerpigeons]

haters will see a winter enjoyer and say "why are you going outside it's cold and boring" and not even see the beauty in desolation and stillness 🙄

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[couriernewvegas]

who wants to go with me to the evil dead cabin dunkin

[professionalpansy]

[valtsv]

always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

[buttboid]

Half life

[chessspieceface-deactivated2022]

[meow-77]

[boxheadpaint]

GUY WHO IS IN CONSTANT PHYSICAL PAIN AND FATIGUE: (WITH COMPLETE SINCERITY) YEAH MAN IM GOOD I JUST LIKE LAYING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR ITS COMFORTABLE TO ME

[gbrltvrst]

Real estate these days 🏚️

collaboration with @person918x

[3000s]

your ring looks elden as shit

[3000s]

and your soul seems dark as fuck

[3000s]

bloodborne

[valtsv]

bowling lane 5 is closed due to the scary hand

[valtsv]

[burning-mind]

Just hit it with a ball.

[valtsv]

we tried that but it just keeps catching them and not giving them back. we're running out of balls.

[cetaceanhandiwork]

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

[jackest-jack]

Ohhh buddy I have a new one for you

What The Fuck Is Going On

The Thing, also. that white chunk is probably onion, but I didn't check

[jonahmagnus]

Here’s another GREAT one

You shall be beheld

HOW TO MAKE HATORADE INGREDIENTS: One full can of orange Gatorade powder (pictured) ^Preferably aged well, but fresh will do in a pinch

[xmu102]

[drgeppo]

Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash: