A Celestial Teapot Orbitting Mars

Yakov ✡️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ here, queer, full of existential fear 😘💫🫖⏳✨

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

refreshing ass fruit picture

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

[lazeecomet]

Pocket Castle Heterodine and Pocket Train body swapped into full size clanks pretending to be Lucrezia, and pretending BADLY is so funny.

Castle Heterodyne and The Train are not benevolent. they can be downright evil in their own way, and WERE until Agitha squished them into a pocket clank. its a lot harder to be evil when your 5 inches tall. but here they are hamming it up like goody-twoshoes who dont know the first thing about being evil trying to get into the evil club.

and its working (at least for now)

oh nooo. the Evil indeed

[iceteaalcaholic]

here are the promised better photos of the horse I painted!

more photos below the cut :) ->

this project took me a total of 55 hours of work, and is one of the most unique projects i’ve ever done. i drove it back to its home a few weeks ago, and the friend i painted it for loved it!

this is the horse I used as a reference! her name was Juno, she passed unexpectedly this spring. this project was a gift to honor her ♥️

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much @quandocoeli !

[metamorphesque]

van gogh yellow

[luluxa]

[leletha-jann]

Finally! Adult supervision.

(none of you people qualify as responsible adults)

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[weasel-war-dance]

Long-tailed Weasel | Daniel Dietrich

[queer-as-city-folk]

Give me a minute, I'm about to take a lot of pictures

[queer-as-city-folk]

What if I died and then died again, painfully

[reunitedinterlude]

that's his man <3

[faolonfiendrender]

Krosp is in charge, so they’ll be fine

[foolsiwillshowthemall]

It is scary, but sadly true, that the talking cat is the most competent leader in the group.

[kuttithevangu]

It’s been like a month since I first picked up a Mercedes lackey book thinking it would be kind of a fun formulaic YA fantasy I wouldn’t have to think too hard about. How wrong I was

[theehorsepusssy]

[javascript-official]

Some of you might disagree or think I am exaggerating but this is genuinely how it feels when you are a cat and a cgi skeleton starts menecingly dancing around you while scary violin music plays

[xylocopae]

okay so why did I open twitter bc and william shatner is tweeting about spn rpf ?

[xylocopae]

?

[hood-ex]

Batman Plus Arsenal

[caoten]

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

[azem-ghale]

[cock-holliday]

We have got to stop framing our oppression in ways that promote the idea that other people cannot relate to our struggles. Not only does it isolate comrades in the struggle, it actively diminishes recognition of other struggles--often including those even more horrific than what we are at risk of. And this happens especially between Gay and Black struggles.

"when have straight people ever had to check what states were safe for them?" Sundown towns are still a thing. Starlight tours. What states have abortion access? What states have open carry? What states have stand your ground? What states have 3-strike rules? Women, people of color, disabled people, immigrants, and more have had to be abundantly cautious where they travel to. Straight trans people have much more travel risk right now than gay cis people.

It's a new iteration of the same tired question: "imagine if straight people weren't allowed to marry" interracial marriage in the US is younger than my parents. We disgrace people of color by forgetting their history and contemporary struggles, and we abandon queer people of color, Black queer people, by segmenting their overlapping fights.

As lovelyshananigans says, "intersectionality, babes"