The Dorks at the Beanie's Counter

Welcome to our witches web! Hatchetfield/Starkid Focused Blog Webby - She/They - BST - 🕸️ Hannah - It/They - PST -🧢

[gotmyfootonthegas]

never leave me alone with my thoughts after rewatching Time Bastard for the upteenth time, I will only make myself more and more upset - 🧢

[gotmyfootonthegas]

🕸️ - Adding on to Hannah’s tag about our Miss Holloway and Ted thing by dumping bits of our convo about it here (orange text for Hannah, pink text for me)

me when i’m in a contest for being unable to happy with the person i love in literally every universe and my opponents are ted spankoffski and miss holloway

i need miss holloway and ted to have a chat

REAL

i can imagine ted attempting to hit on her but she’d obviously turn him down and they’d just end up… talking

it’d get deep real quick and the conversation would end in the most dense silence 😭

“I lost the love of MY LIFE man.. .” stuffing his face with pie

“Mine is always out of my reach.”

“oh you…. oh… me too… oh… 🧍‍♂️”

[gotmyfootonthegas]

🕸️ - Finally listened to the snippets we got of Miss Holloween in the Pit Stop stream and I’m ILL. I paced to stop myself from bawling but I cried anyway, the scene with Duke was a targeted attack. Whoever came up with the Miss Holloway and Duke romance plot owes the masses (me) thousands in emotional compensation because what the actual hell

If we get it in full this Halloween, I’m going on STRIKE, deactivating on everything, going off the grid, living in a van on a beach that nobody goes to, and never interacting with a soul again. The pebbles will be my only companions. - 🕸️

[gotmyfootonthegas]

never leave me alone with my thoughts after rewatching Time Bastard for the upteenth time, I will only make myself more and more upset - 🧢

[gotmyfootonthegas]

Hellooo, welcome to our Witches Web ♡

🕸️ speaking, also known as Webby

pronouns r she/they !


[Favorite Starkid Musical?]

I’d have to say The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (basic answer argh!!), but it’s what got me into Starkid, and it’s just generally truly an impeccable piece of fiction. I do also highly resonate with Firebringer and Cinderella’s Castle, but the latter may just be down recency bias.

[Favorite Hatchetfield Media?]

Nightmare Time. I’ve been emotionally wrecked by that damn series continually. CONSTANT PERSONAL ATTACKS. Though TGWDLM is obvi a close second.

[Favorite Nightmare Time?]

YOU CAN’T ASK ME THISSSSSSSS :tiktokcryingemoji: — It’d have to be between Time Bastard, Killer Track, Honey Queen, & Yellow Jacket. Though if you were to ask someone else to answer for me they’d probably say Killer Track. Hollowduke HOW I MISS YOU

[Favorite Hatchetfield Song?]

Run Away With Me. I resonate with it so hard……… Honorable mentions to The Web I Spin For You, Let It Out, CaliforM.I.A, Take Me Back, Time Bastard, Axe Man, If I Loved You, & The Summoning. (Can you tell I had a hard time picking just one..)

[Top 3 Hatchetfield Characters?]

* Miss Holloway

* Webby

* Stephanie Lauter/Lex Foster

Honorable mention: Pete Spankoffski

looking forward to dumping all my cray-cray thoughts and theories here ☆

[gotmyfootonthegas]

Hiii, welcome to our Witches Web! this is 🧢, otherwise known as Hannah :] please use it/they for me 🍌

[Favorite Starkid Musical?] My favorite Starkid musical is A VHS Christmas Carol! I've watched it several times outside of the christmas season.. . I can't wait until the other versions are up on the channel 🙏

[Favorite Hatchetfield Media?] My favorite out of the Hatchetfield series is The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals! I've also watched this way too many times to count. I can probably quote the whole show by now!

[Favorite Nightmare Time?] My favorite Nightmare Time episode has to be Killer Track orrr Hey, Melissa. I know Hey, Melissa is a wild choice but I think it's neat that there's technically not a single Lord in Black connected to that episode. Also Webby and I absolutely love Ms. Holloway :] so Killer Track is a huge fave.

[Favorite Hatchetfield Song?] It's a tie between Time Bastard and Jane's a Car. Being so serious. I CANNOT CHOOSE… .

[Top 3 Hatchetfield Characters?]

Hannah Foster/Paul Matthews

Linda Monroe

Ruth Fleming

Honorable mention: Ted Spankoffski

excited to post more onto here :] Banana out! - 🧢