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Cats doing things.

[gibblegoobler]

There's no such thing as "gender critical". It's called being a bigot. Get it right.

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Actually there is, it's when you hit a trans-phobe so hard it deals extra damage.

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Today on .

A homemade cheese sauce for Mac and cheese

Take a pot and set it on the stove and set the stove to medium heat, then once heated put 2 tablespoons of butter in the pot and melt it.

Once melted get mix 3 tablespoons of flower into the butter until you have a paste, then slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of milk, adding half a cup at a time then mixing until the milk and paste have properly combined.

Once all the milk is added and properly mixed you should have a nice sauce base, with this you take 8 Ounces of cheese and shred it. (If you can, a fine shredding works wonders) Once you've shredded your cheese set the stove to a low heat and slowly add the cheese, stirring while it melts into your base.

Once you've added all the cheese add your pasta and you're good.

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You know an animatic is good whenever you hear the song alone and you can vividly hallucinate the animatic.

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Pov: You at the Burger King

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

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Man that's one cute looking cow.

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Cow

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One time I had a dream where I was walking down this very Victorian looking hallway, with the occasional maid on my left and Right, eventually I got to a door with a maid standing beside it. She opened it and I walked in.

Inside on my right was another maid but on my left was a pretty big mirror, and in the mirror was a pretty tall woman with long black hair and a black dress. It caught myself so off guard as I am neither a woman and I don't wear dresses.

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

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[web-the-hotchoclate-fox]

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[gibblegoobler]

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PSA, your mutuals are always planning something.

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Skyrim released over 60 million copies last year and Skyrim special edition has about 12 GB (gigabyte) of data. So there are over 720 petabytes worth of Skyrim out there if my math is correct.

Which is a lot of Skyrim, Like so much Skyrim, Like a shit ton of Skyrim.

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Something I'm a bit tired of when I see posts on Reddit where it's talking about what man should do or a women should do in a relationship.

Look at me, Genders don't offer anything in a relationship. Genders don't offer good cooking or funny jokes or even a burrito blanket, People offer those things.

People learn to cook, people are comedians. Genders don't do things.

A man can cook, a woman can cook, a man can destabilize the French government and a woman can destabilize the French government.

Don't let anyone say you can't do something because your guy or gal, if they do then punch them in the face like a real person.

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Game idea.

A visual novel where you play a highschool student who is way too into everyone else's love life and wants to get everyone together so you've gotta sleuth around and arrange meetings to get your friends together.

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Oh, the French.

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Ah, the suburbs.

I hate them.

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*in an old and stereotypical new Yorker accent* Get ya Nieces and nephews here, get ya Nieces and nephews. We have a great deal on em, buy 2 Nieces and get 1 nephew half off.