Oh look at that.
A new follower on tumblr.
*gasp*
It’s a porn bot.
@staff, did you see that coming?
Hey @staff I gained another two followers.
Both porn bots too! I am very proud of all the work you’re doing to stop them.
@staff, another one!
Boy, glad to be rid of these bots that keep following me.
@staff, two more!
Come on, this is getting ridiculous.
Same here.
I’ve actually been gaining MORE porn bot followers since Dec 17th 2018, rather than less.
Two posts in one day, @staff! For a total of 3 bots!
I’ve gained NOTHING but porn bots since you banned porn, just allow it again so it’s less annoying.
@staff, please… I’m getting tired of calling you out. I want for ONCE to be over 140 followers and not be a porn bot.
@staff, come on. I stopped posting about a week ago and they just keep coming
You are making me sad.
Damnit @staff, you’d think my physicall pain would be the only one I felt today but then you had to go and prove me wrong.
Two more of your non-existant porn bots are following me.
On my birthday, @staff gave me another porn bot. You could have at least wrapped it nicely.
Two more, @staff.
This has gotten to a point that this post doesn’t even have a link to it anymore.
Your own site is trying to save you from embarrassment.


















