So once up on a time there was the Mother Kevin. She created Apple and Piri, the first fruit and woman. Piri ate a goddamn apple and Apple was like “nooo stop eating my kind”
Then Mother Kevin went down to earth and impregnated Virgin Ryan (idk how) and he gave birth to PheeJus (formally RinJus…
Heart Pieces and Bass Drops: The story of Govat
the kids were kevin james rudy oliver herpes ryan jesus ||, kevin bob apple, and kevin vriska karkat pepper ghonnorea the fourth i think
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