Carrington Glass for Florida

My son is gay and my daughter is a lesbian.

I'm never getting grandchildren.

#ic: carrington glass #molotovtaylor

Sorry to hear that, Keegan.

Statement from the Office of the Governor:

Governor Glass supports the freedom of expression that is found in the ownership and care of pets, exotic and mundane. As such, the freedom of expression, guaranteed by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, should not be impinged upon.

#ic: carrington glass #dash commentary

After touring the Academy, I get down to the real reason I came to Bullworth:

To spend time with my son.

hey come ere i got something for ya to kiss

I’ll direct you to my personal assistant and the head of my security detail. Thank you.

it’s gonna be my fist in ur fucking mouth

The police are on their way, young man. I’m giving you the opportunity to walk away before that happens. I do not take threats, or suffer fools, lightly.

i aint scared of your old ass fuck off

Well then, enjoy your time in the city jail. And, my friend, a warning: stay away from my son. I will not tell you again.

After touring the Academy, I get down to the real reason I came to Bullworth:

To spend time with my son.

hey come ere i got something for ya to kiss

I’ll direct you to my personal assistant and the head of my security detail. Thank you.

it’s gonna be my fist in ur fucking mouth

The police are on their way, young man. I’m giving you the opportunity to walk away before that happens. I do not take threats, or suffer fools, lightly.

After touring the Academy, I get down to the real reason I came to Bullworth:

To spend time with my son.

hey come ere i got something for ya to kiss

I’ll direct you to my personal assistant and the head of my security detail. Thank you.

After touring the Academy, I get down to the real reason I came to Bullworth:

To spend time with my son.

So, how long do I keep him waiting?

#ic: carrington glass #face

Fresh off the links and ready to tour beautiful Bullworth Academy!

I guess I have to count my blessings. He’s far from perfect, but I’ve already gotten positive results in the past.

#ic: carrington glass #dash commentary

Well... it’s good to see I’ve taught him something. All of those “progressive liberals” who say it’s wrong to discipline a child can look at my son and weep.

Respect sometimes takes a little fear.

#ic: carrington glass #face

It’s a beautiful day in Old Bullworth Vale!

@sir-harrington

Hello there, Percival. Fantastic to see you. How’s business?

sir-harrington

Carrington, old chap! What a pleasant surprise.

Business is booming as always. No matter how much those filthy liberals winge about it, the world needs oil and Goddammit I’m proud to provide it.

What brings you to our neck of the woods?

#ic: carrington glass #sir harrington

Glad to hear it!

Oh, don’t I know it! Jeanette’s been getting grief from protesters ever since the ‘18 congressional election. She sends her love, by the way.

Just flew up to check on my limp-wristed son! I got word that some kind of nonsense has been going on here and I figured that, well, if I wanted answers, I’d have to get them myself!

@molotovtaylor

There he is! Hello Keegan, how’s tricks?

Ahh, Carrington. Long time no see. Ruby and I divorced some time ago.

How are you?

Well, you made it out well enough, right? I’m sorry to hear that, for what it’s worth.

I’m just fine. Enjoying the first term and always looking towards the future! I’ve already formed an exploratory committee for a Senate run.

Indeed. I’ll be alright. I’m holding a sale for her things, considering she’s neglected to come by to pick them up. Feel free to stop by.

I wish you luck in your run! Say, you haven’t seen our children around, have you? Sybil, Percival, and I haven’t been able to locate Cory, Derby, or Bif.

Excellent, excellent. I’ll be sure to pick something up for Jeanette.

Thank you! The donation for the Gubernatorial run was greatly appreciated.

You know, I was going to ask you the same thing! I just got in from the airport and I was hoping not to waste time looking for my boy!

Ruby always had good taste. What am I saying? Of course she did. She married me after all.

Of course. Always happy to assist.

I asked that…janitor…about it and he just gave me an odd look.

#ic: carrington glass #molotovtaylor

Haha, atta boy!

Figures, poor sap probably knows he’s one wrong answer from being replaced! Hard to find good help these days...

@molotovtaylor

There he is! Hello Keegan, how’s tricks?

Ahh, Carrington. Long time no see. Ruby and I divorced some time ago.

How are you?

Well, you made it out well enough, right? I’m sorry to hear that, for what it’s worth.

I’m just fine. Enjoying the first term and always looking towards the future! I’ve already formed an exploratory committee for a Senate run.

Indeed. I’ll be alright. I’m holding a sale for her things, considering she’s neglected to come by to pick them up. Feel free to stop by.

I wish you luck in your run! Say, you haven’t seen our children around, have you? Sybil, Percival, and I haven’t been able to locate Cory, Derby, or Bif.