Hello, Governor! So I couldn’t help but notice you’ve announced that your state, Texas, will not accept any of the refugees who are fleeing violence and oppression in Syria. Your reason for this, oddly enough, is that “any one of (them) could be connected to terrorism"...this despite the fact those are exactly that sort of people these refugees are trying to escape. You know, because they’re refugees?
Well, as the proud new owner (or “governor”) of GovernorGregAbbott.com, I am now happy to announce that I will not be accepting you—or your backwards, racist, close-minded policies—access to this website! It’s just too dangerous. Instead, the site will serve as a helpful and educational home to these various pictures of animal poop:
Thanks!
- Management
(P.S. Oh! Also, remember when you actually, literally ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor U.S. military exercises that were taking place in your state a few months ago? You know, just in case it was all an elaborate ruse so that the federal government could place the state under martial law and seize all the guns? What ended up happening with all that?)