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Remus Lupin’s lover | Professional procrastinator | AO3 addict

[18magnoliastreet]

Lily and Sirius doing that trend like “Our friend Remus is going to show you his fossils so you better listen”

And this tall, scarred, already intimidating man wearing a big grandpa sweater walks up and he’s like “hi I’m remus, so this fossil is…”

And Lily and Sirius are in the back holding up fists with angry faces

[rttnreg]

[gracecayford]

Gonna fight Regulus. What do you mean you thought of top tier fruits and came up with green apple. I’m not saying green apples are bad I’m just saying this is not a “I will defend your honour” fruit.

[gracecayford]

What the fuck is this temperature? I cried because it snowed in may, that did not in anyway mean for gods to tell me what the surface of sun feels like. I’m done, I don’t want summer anymore. Bring back the snow!

[slyssnakes]

scribbl @the-forbidden-forest

[slyssnakes]

and tables turned

[hospitalbeach]

barty giggles proudly when he sees that evan is pleased

by bartys giggles i mean shaking with excitement and making nonhuman sounds

[gracecayford]

Barty’s giggles sound like dolphins

[agonylover]

[gracecayford]

Remus find out about those tiny hand pointers and uses it while he reads his books. He points out things with it, hits his friends with it, he is having the time of his life with it!!!!

Sirius: *can’t find the paragraph he needs on the page*

Remus: *points it with his tiny hand*

Remus: *gives Sirius the most deadpan stare*

Remus: *bonks his head with it*

[gracecayford]

Modern Day Wolfstar:

Sirius always keeps those Bistro Baguettes in the freezer and Remus needs to have a bacon butty every Thursday religiously.

Once a month James comes bearing the Pão de queijo and they bow down to him. Peter is on the floor cause this rat boy loves his cheese.

[anything-for-my-moons]

remus: you look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river

sirius: wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. big difference.

[gracecayford]

Think he got Regulus and Sirius confused

[gracecayford]

Barty “the slut” crouch jr is my versatile slut (the slut is not derogatory, he’s my baby and I love him). You can ship him with anyone. You can ship my boy with Monty and he can make it work.

He can be the successful home wrecker in Walburga and Orion’s marriage. You bet he’s fucking both and they can’t decide who Barty likes more.

That being said the way Barty loves Evan and Regulus is special to me.

[gracecayford]

Sirius wears Smokey eye when they go clubbing

Remus always touches the corner of his eyes in bed because he thinks it’s beautiful

[gracecayford]

Happy birthday Prongs. You’d have loved dancing to 2000s white girl music.

[gracecayford]

Severus Snape.

His father was abusive.

All his life he was punished for stepping out of line. He saw his mother becoming a victim of domestic violence. He watched how his only support’s eyes lost their light. How her soul abandoned her before her death.

A husk of a human

His father was abusive.

His father always instilled the fear of god in him. “God won’t love you for your freakish behaviour,” because at the end of the day that’s what he was.

Severus Snape was a freak.

Even among his people, at school, he was a freak.

Those four popular boys decided so.

The God decided so.

Wizard.

Halfblood.

Poor.

Ugly.

Disgrace.

He never fit in anywhere.

Too magical for muggles.

Too muggle for the magical.

Severus Snape had no one to turn to.

This. This is why he became a Death Eater. When he was abandoned by his God, he was abandoned by his peers, he found acceptance.

Tom Marvolo Riddle promised to replace his God and love him.

Because Riddle was once abandoned by the very same God too.

At the very end both broke their promises and died unloved.

Snape died a freak.

Lord Voldemort died a sham of a God.

[demonspawnwriter]

Barty and Evan’s love language is insulting each other.

Evan’s pet names for Barty are things like slut, dumbass, freak, loser. And Barty’s pet names for Evan are stuff like virgin, rich boy, loser, and baby (derogatory)

[gracecayford]

I love how baby is derogatory 😭

[siriusprotector]

remus the waist grabber lupin

[gracecayford]

The Black brothers have slutty waists™ and are perfect for grabbing

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[gracecayford]

Did you curse us or something 😭

[gracecayford]

Has anyone got a Sherlock holmes kinda vibes recommendation for any of the following ships:

Jegulus, Wolfstar, Rosekiller, Drarry, Tomarry

Completed works of course