Graciesaysrelax

No.

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[americanprimitives-deactivated2]

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[depsidase]

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[maverick-ornithography]

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

I play the same 25 songs everyday and them mfs hit every time

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animatedtext]

requested by ungravey

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[everythingstarstuff]

[3cheers]

[itsthatunique]

Egypt. What’s it like? Brilliant. Loads of old stuff like mummies, tombs, even Scabbers enjoyed himself.

[veruneedy]

“Wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time?”

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[vanguard]

people who think adhd is fake are so fucking funny like can you imagine if i was like this on purpose

[moxie-moth]

Sweater rat says Happy Holidays!

[bloody-teeth]

Are you fucking with me rn omg I’m dead

[spacealiencafe]

@tinyrats

[foundationaldecay]

finn wolfhard doesn’t audition for anything you just write an 80s inspired script and he appears on set