below the cut are some possible / wanted connections for ariana grande. she is 31, single (divorced), identifies as bisexual, and primarily lives in new york city.
if you’d like to snag any of these connections, please feel free to dm me! many of these are open to multiple muses, as well. i’m also open to any connections not listed explicitly down here, so if you have an idea or if you want to plot/brainstorm, please let me know!
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—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜
best friends. dove cameron.
coworkers turned friends.
confidants.
role models.
close friends.
ride or die.
drunk friends, aka two people who do not spend time together sober but get along only when drunk.
online friends.
secret friends, aka friends who do not hang around in the public eye as their family or friends may not get along.
enemies to friends.
wing(wo)men.
sibling like friends.
platonic soulmates.
casually flirty friendship.
unlikely friends.
positive influence.
seem like a married couple.
former lovers to friends.
—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜
partner.
flirtationship.
one night stand.
blind date.
forbidden romance.
exes on good terms.
exes on bad terms.
exes on weird terms. pete davidson.
summer romance.
former friends with benefits.
former enemies with benefits.
childhood crush / lover.
one leads the other on.
former publicity partner.
—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜
enemies.
former (best) friends.
fell for the same person & fought over them.
life long enemies, aka two people who have been enemies ever since they remember but have forgotten the reason for their dislike.
frenemies.
rivals, direct opposition.
negative influence.
mutual jealousy.
competition.
current lover’s ex, former lover’s current partner.
at least we had something pretty to look at, right? and by that, i mean each other. i'd room with you anytime, babe. even if we probably could've done without the pete of it all and the awkwardness that came along with his being there. that's alright, though. it was a nice break, regardless. i'll admit, i was so stressed about learning lines for my new film, that i spent most of the trip reading scripts out by the cruise ship pool. not super exciting. and there was sadly no action involved. we definitely both deserved a little brief summer fling. what a bummer that it didn't eventuate. did you have a nice time?
Oh, I had the prettiest view when it comes to you. Hence why I couldn't be too mad about the roomie placement. Pete's always the best at being right where you don't need him to be, it's a superpower of his. Next cruise, I'm getting you and I an executive suite, just the two of us. Hell, summer's not over so there's still time and hope for the two of us. I did otherwise have a lot of fun! Feel like there were so many faces I either hadn't seen in forever or never had the pleasure of meeting, so it was a lot of fun. Do I get any inside tea about the new film you were busy preparing for?
What? me? i do agree that people seem to be all expecting baby, i have two other people in my street that are also pregnant which is so fun to get to share this experience with others, i been pretty tired, but that's what you get getting pregnant with two other kids in the house, i'm just over six months so this is going to be an October baby, but how about you queen what's going on in your life.
Yes, you, lady! Just might be one of those years where everyone's shacking up and bringing more beauties into the world. October baby! Perfect, just in time for Halloween. Me getting a costume lined up for if they're here in time would be priority #1 for me, which is why I'm still not a mommy to anyone other than the dogs. But I'm doing well! Feeling my creative oats, so to speak, and just vibing with little events here and there before Wicked's out this fall. Trying to stay out of music Ari mode until then, which has been hard but worth it.
john: Mmm, yeah, but you wouldn't believe some of the statements I've written up in my head (and, to be honest, my Notes app) since it broke. That's a saving grace for sure.
john: Halloween in July, huh? Does AQPII also get a viewing? What are your other favorite horror films of the moment or in general? True, but it's not hard to look up and enough people knew to contact us and see what's up. Not that we minded, at least the good intentioned ones... for the most part. May have turned off our phones for a period. Sorry that you get it, Ari. No one should. She's okay. She'd say she's "fine."
ari: not the notes app statement 💀 holding your hand when i tell you this but that that will DEF make it worse. just keep ur heads down, enjoy your trip to italy (jealous much) and let something else take the news cycle by tomorrow am. not worth ruffling ur own feathers over.
ari: oh yeah, big time. big fan of the conjuring, it follows, midsommar, i could go on !! i can't wait for it to turn into fall so i get a head start on watching them early. guessing that means anything but fine, i won't pry but wishing u both the absolute best in everything. 💞
john: Hey, hi. No, go ahead, be that girlie. It's nice to have someone give a damn in a good way.
john: We're fine. We're letting our PR teams deal with it and just accepting it's a sad reflection of the world we live in. Timing kinda sucked, we're vacationing (briefly) in Italy and the news dampened things for a little while, but we'll be okay. We're always okay. 14 years of preparedness for times like this.
john: Watching AQP, huh? Tell me more about that and less about how it was barely in code. I'm not sure if their code names could have been more obvious if they tried since everyone immediately knew it was us and our phones blew up.
ari: probably for the best, anything you try to say is gonna get twisted and manipulated in a super wrong way. but at least she was w/ u when it broke??
ari: regular ppl do christmas in july (which i also do, tbh) but i do halloween in july so i've been rewatching the movies. maybe it's only kinda code bc only a #superfan would know the names of anybody in that movie, but still. i know how shitty it is to get the bombardment of texts, i've been on the other side of it wayyyy too many times. she's hanging in there okay?
There are many things that I didn't expect in life - and one of them was my dog becoming a parent to a cat. Does this somehow now make me a grandma? Cause at the age of 27 - I truly don't think I'm ready for that level of commitment. I think I just experienced the cat distribution system first hand. @exposedfmstart
Aw, cat distribution system got you too, huh? Or...got your dog, at least. I like to think I'm safe from that - nine dogs and everything - but hey, you never know. One of mine could easily make me a grandma, too. Then we can go to the nursing home together and play Uno all day. You can't tell me that doesn't sound a little bit tempting, can you, Z?
never thought i'd be facing so many changes in such a small amount of time. i'm back to being ms. hailey baldwin. my pop up shop for rhode was an absolute success! i had the launch of pocket blush which took off better than i imagined. i've moved into a new home and it's clearly filled with just feminine energy. i guess this is my new beginning! @exposedfmstart
Girl, yes! Emphatically, yes! I'm loving this all for you. The success, the new healing energy you're bringing into your new space. I hope you saged the fuck out of it, otherwise I'm coming over and we'll do a little bit of smudging. Where's the new house at? And what do you have planned for your next drop? I've been forever hitting the checkout button on the Rhode website, anytime you launch something new it is a need.
You know, aside from the whole awkward as hell roomie situation we both endured on the cruise, I actually had a nice time. It was so nice to finally put a face to a name (that isn't Sarah Cameron, even though I love OBX), even if it meant that we both had to sleep just a few feet from the same ex. Don't tell me Pete got more action on the ship than both of us, give me some better news than that. @cliines
What is up with the most gorgeous people in the world having babies these days? I can't stress enough just how good it is to have more clones of pretty people walking the Earth, but still, I feel like 2024 is just a baby year. How you holding up, mama? When's the big due date? @aaxdaddario
Is it about time that I come to you for advice on dealing with the whole 'voice' thing? I feel like you get it on some level after all the Elvis stuff, you know? Trying to let the good outweigh the negative, but it's a little more frustrating than I let on when every other comment that I read is about my voice and not about what I'm actually saying. In short, people are dicks and I think they should just let us both live our lives, yeah? @austvnfm
ari: hi, saw the anon, pls thing and hate to be that girlie but are you guys ok?
ari: i'm only asking/insinuating because i just recently watched aqp again and was able to connect the dots. shitty sites like that love to make things even more dramatic by speaking in code. @jkrasinski
This is useless information that I'm sharing anyway, but I had Nonna listen to Il ballo della vita just because she wants to know what the cool Italian youths of today are listening to and she actually loved it. Safe to say that I think you're more of a favorite than I am, and I might only be redeemed if we do a Måneskin (ft. Ari) track. Care to teach me a little more Italian than I already know? @victoriaexposed
Do you think the world is ready for a real Ariana Grande and Harry Styles collaboration? Like, something bigger than Just A Little Bit of Your Heart kind of collaboration? I'm ready for it, obviously, but imagine the chaos we would create if we released that one song we wrote together. We wrote another one together, right? Guess only we will know. I'm great! In London at the moment and spent some time on stage with my honorary mother, Stevie Nicks. I miss the stage and the music, but hopefully my absence will soon end. How are things in Ariana's world? I am stoked to see Wicked.
I want us to take a page out of goddess Tay's book and just start leaving a shitload of Easter eggs everywhere. Keep the people guessing, figure out if the world is ready for the Styles-Grande renaissance. Once I'm out of my Wicked era and back in the studio, you're getting dragged in there with me, kicking and screaming if need be. What? Stevie Nicks? My mother? How dare you do this and not have me in the audience. I'm going to obsessively check Instagram for videos of this now. Ariana's world is her usual magical bubble, really nothing fun to report because I have to keep my trap shut. But on a personal level, I'm doing awesome. Healing, vibing, reclaiming all the good energy that's been sent my way. It fucking rocks, dude. Wanna be my arm candy to the premiere if I'm still single by then? I might need to hold auditions for who gets to be my date at this point.
I'm glad I could add some magic to your birthday. Is BPE the new BDE? I'll represent both titles with nothing but pride. Not gonna lie, I'm pretty weirded out about how that information even got leaked and I'm curious as to who saw us. But yeah, it's a thing that happened, no big deal. There's really not much tea to be spilled.
I'm coining it, seeing if we can trademark it and make a quick buck if anyone uses it. Like we don't have enough coin, but whatever. You'd be surprised, there must've been eyes everywhere on that ship, might have been the catch for an all-expenses paid trip. I mean, I get it when I think from the perspective of both parties - y'all are hot - but it felt very out of left field. Either way, I'm happy you got a little action? I dunno, feels weird to congratulate you, so maybe ignore that.
Dove: maybe in a few years we'll shift to Italy somewhere, who knows what's going to happen. playing all of this by ear at the moment. see where life takes us. you don't need to bring gifts.
Dove: it's going to be cams favorite musical and it's not even out yet. but the trailer has been played a few times. damn, i can't scroll thru ur camera role. truly tragic. let me know if the date spot is open closer to the time pls & thanks.
ari: the best plan! see how life pans out for u and the fam now that you've grown by one. who knows where life will take u, just as long as i'm there too playing the doting auntie then i'll be happy for u all no matter what.
ari: i'll send you some pinkspo (as i've been calling it) & my more abstract photos, but i'm sworn to secrecy on the whole thing. it's all our baby, we gotta protect it. but you make my heart so full, so far it's looking wiiiiiiide open. i'm trying this new thing called 'letting life happen as a single lady and letting the chips fall where they may', so far it's going well.
You know, that's a fantastic idea. How the fuck could I forget such a classic? Maybe if he likes it, I'll dress him up as Shark Boy for Halloween. The party is at my place, this coming Sunday. We're keeping it casual with family, close friends, and really just anyone who wants to come hang out. There will be lots of food, a cute shark cake, and an adorable three year old to endlessly spoil.
Do it, and sing the Dream song to him, if you know you know. Super glad I got to make it in time to see the little man and ring in his big day with him. You're literally the host with the most, but I'm so sad we didn't get to catch up more! You have to fill me in on you, and this new music you're dropping. New single next week, right? You excited?
