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team-crybaby

#my fawn

I stand and f i g h t

—I’m not afraid to »d i e

#musings

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[ outofshadows_

/taps mic/ is this thing on— hi hello! new shikamaru blog here! if you would kindly do the thing and reblog this i’d very much appreciate it! need to get out there and see all the lovely people and muses! so let’s roleplay together and have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) else you can always just pop into my ask and scream at me about potatoes. ‘cause potatoes are cool okay

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ooc; ay yo friendly neighborhood tema-mun here throwing a psa out there that i am brand spankin’ new and i’d appreciate if you could reblog if you roleplay naruto or are willing to rp with naruto characters ye ye okay thank you ((i follow back all rp blogs so yolo it up babes??))

//not feeling well, guess I'll lurk

naraboss-archived

(Bruise on the neck thing) "Hm? It seems you and my son have taken advantage of Shikamaru's absence."

Yoshino covered her neck with a hand, blushing hard. Damn Shikaku and his theet! At least, she hadn’t saw his… I am the worst when it comes to lovebites… “Ahem… seems like… we did” she giggled, nervously.

naraboss-archived

Yoshino looked at her mother in law with a sly smile, sitting on the table and crossing her legs.

“I don’t agree, Shikami-san” she said, quite amused, “raising a man is funnier. You can bug him, hit him and be rude without being hated, because he’s a Nara and he expects this. Besides, he’ll search for a perfect woman that unconsciously has to be the same as his mother, and he’ll find a delicious wife that you can pamper and cuddle more than how her husband does” she laughed, shaking her head, “it worked for me and you, didn’t it?

grandma-nara

"Haha, you are most definitely right. I remember when Shikaku was Shikamaru's age I practically forced him to do errands all around the village, and this one time he had gotten into an accident, and I still don't know how, involving feathers and glue. When he came home he wanted to kill me, but he still did what I asked." She wiped her tears from her laughter.

"But of course it did, my dearest doe. If it didn't, I would have disowned Shikaku for disobeying me, you'd be the woods-man who led my stag astray, and Shikamaru would have been my illegitimate grandson. I'm sure you know this, but, at least in this clan, it is the job of the spouse of the head to decide the best partner for the successor. Is there anyone Shikamaru is interested in that you might approve of?"

#iamtheshadowmistress

//bbl, going home

papabay

Nardo Girls in head scarves. (◡‿◡✿)

Cant design scarves to save my life OTL

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rokusuke

#my stag #my doe

SAD RP STARTERS

"Was..I not good enough?"

"Why would you say that?"

"Was it something I did?"

"Was it..something I said?"

"How could you?"

"I don't miss you.."

"I miss you so much, my heart bleeds when I think of you.."

"It's my fault.."

"I should have been there."

"I'm..so..so sorry I couldn't protect you."

"You're dead to me."

"Maybe he was right."

"Maybe she was right."

"I'm not worth your while, am I?"

"Am I so insignificant?"

"I need you."

"It's your choice, now you have to live with it."

"I want to be once again with you."

"You choose the road, love. And I'll make the vows."

"You had it coming."

"You only have yourself to blame."

"I only have myself to blame."

"I have only tears to shed."

"My heart is black and my mind is darkness.."

"The truth is, we're both frauds."

"At least you had good intentions."

"He was too strong."

"I hate this life."

"Once something is truly lost, one can never get it back again."

"You had better start believing in nightmares, you're in one."

"Don't worry about my falling limbs and broken heart, my stitches feel no pain. I love you, that's all that matters."

"You just have to let it go."

"Some things happen, and there is nothing you can do about it."

"This the end."

"Scream all you want, no one can hear you."

"No one can save you now."

"Rest in peace."

"You will never see the light again."

"Lost.."

"Just let me die."

"Just leave me behind."

"I won't say it to him, but he's got us beat."

"There is still a way to defeat you."

"Fine, knock yourself out. I mean it."

"You're not a cat. You're a rat."

yamazekis

Hinata-sama was willing to die for you Naruto, so keep in mind that your life is not your own any more. It also includes mine now as well

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"It's okay, I'm here."

"G-grandma?" Shikamaru’s voice was no more than a weak whisper as he looked up at the woman, hating the fact that she had found him in such a state. He was a strong man now, he wasn’t supposed to cry, right?

Still, the younger Nara made his way over to her, wrapping his arms around the older woman and pressing his forehead to her shoulder.

grandma-nara

"My word...you've gotten so big I can barely fit my arms around you." Regardless, she wrapped her own arms firmly around Julia back, pulling him tighter into the embrace. It was one of her weak point, seeing a child cry much more her own grandson. Shikamaru rested her head on Shikamaru's, and rubbed his back as she spoke softly to him,

"Tell me, what troubles my little fawn?"

#lazydeershinobi

M!A Master Post

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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).

Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.

Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.

Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).

Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).

Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.

Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.

Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.

Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.

17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.

Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).

Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.

Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.

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Sexual M!A’s:

Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)

Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.

Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.

Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice

Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.

S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)

Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours

Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)

Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)

Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours

Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)

Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours

Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.

Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.

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Cute M!A’S:

Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.

Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.

Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.

Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.

Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.

Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.

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Dramatic M!A’S:

Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)

Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)

Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)

Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)

Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.

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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours