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This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

icantbearsedtothinkofone

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

dduane

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

wordfather

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

wordfather

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

partywithponies

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

medievaljournalist

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

mournfulroses

Makenzie Campbell, from a poem featured in "2 a.m. Thoughts," originally published in 2017

hellagross

cheaphalloweencostume

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

akaanmo

i think i just witnessed a miracle

$fractiousrvt blog's avatar$

There is always hope

#cured

She is enjoying the serenity of nature

anxeious

bloodyhandprint

i love when sam and dean reminisce about a childhood story and then dean drops something casually heartbreaking like "man, i drove you to the ER on my handlebars" because john was [???] and then he takes a swig of his beer. babes that's teevee

valdelion

"he was a great dad!" and it's a story about Dean being so starved for love that he snuck out to a club where he had no idea how to handle a bunch of adults giving attention to an underage teen and he got roofied

wizardarchetypes

it never ever gets old when a man sees you carrying something big & heavy and they offer to help so you hand it off and they go "woah!!!! this is so heavy!!!!" in genuine shock revealing they just assumed you're weak and now they're stuck carrying it for you out of pride and they huff and puff all the way. important lesson for them.

wizardarchetypes

i'm not a sadist. i always say, "want me to take one side and we can carry it together," and they always say no even though they're visibly struggling. ok yay be my guest <3

wizardarchetypes

back when I worked at a hardware store people would come in for concrete mix we sold in 50 pound bags (like 23 kg) and the cashier would ring them up then call over the speakers that there was a quikrete order. one of us had to go out to the concrete garage and meet the customer and load up all the bags into their vehicle and I always worked closing shift with this guy named Bob who had to be at least one thousand years old and he was so skinny and curled in on himself he reminded me of a Brian Froud illustration. and he would be like "let me get it. this isn't a job for a girl" and I was like, "well then who's job is it, because it aint a job for you either."

and he'd be like, "between the two of us?" as if the answer was obviously him

and we're standing there like this