Henny Kravitz

9/3 | AZ | Bulls 🏀Bears🏈Cubs⚾️BlackHawks🏒LongHorns 🙌🏾 Body Positivity is key

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[yawayli-deactivated20140417]

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

[wa-llahi-deactivated20141113]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Gotta reblog every time I see it

[ifuckedyourbitxch]

RECOMMENDED

[wetthoroughbred]

😩🤤💦💦

[thecurseofjane]

Stretch me!

[kaasgirl]

Dick punching bag

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.

[alunarrose]

Oh these are therapeutic

[severalowls]

I'd just like to add a classic:

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[kaijuno]

Fair point

[sophiexteresa]

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

You forgot the T. Rex

[sophiexteresa]

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

[sophiexteresa]

@the-only-useful-lesbian

[misterreus]

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

[lesbifuckinghonest]

Finger her in public.

[thesweetestsins]

No panties under my dress = easier access for daddy

[grandpaq]

That’s cause I’m wearin em .

[grandpaq]

Y'all say white folks aint got no culture, but they all walk the same when they boutta go tell on somebody .

[grandpaq]

Black Women slander us and defend us in the same breath.. 😂😂

*Group Discussion* 

Black Woman 1: I swear these niggas aint shit. Just throw the whole black male race away 😒

Black Woman 2: Girl, I know that’s right. Fuck em

Non Black Woman: Yes I agr…..

Black Woman 1 & 2:

[grandpaq]

Black Parents are nice to everybody but they own kids.

[grandpaq]

"Were They White?"

A question asked by a member of every African American family after hearing about a man or woman doing something out of the ordinary.

Variations of this question include but are not limited to:

“Was they white?”

“Is they white?”

“My nigga, they gotta be white”

“See now, that’s some white shit right there”

“Damn, I hope they aint black (hoping they are white)”

[grandpaq]

Self Care Tip: STOP SCROLLIN'

Getcho ass up off that toilet. 😐 It’s been 20 minutes & you aint even shittin anymore. Yo legs sleep. You got elbow dents in yo thighs. Get up & wipe yo ass.

😑😑 And you better wash yo hands.😑😑

[grandpaq]

“Nigga, Please.”

— A nigga who’s unconvinced .

[brooklynsbittersweet]

Seen this on Facebook and i am fucking DYING lol 😭😂🤣

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

THIS

IS

SSPPPAAARRRRTTTAAAAAAA

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

[grandpaq]

I’m not here for your games.

[catchymemes]

[patrik-star]

i made an only fans hmu for more ;)

[grandpaq]

How do you not do the splits...? That’s his move

[piscesfinesttt]

[plugswyfe]