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@granpapirivera
// wheres titan its been 3000 years //
// kitty dress! //
zombiegeneral replied to your post: anonymous asked:I thought you and...
”Heheheheee- Wait we aren’t enemies anymore?”
"Ahahahaha! Of course not. How could I be enemies with someone as handsome as you, Chapuza?"
Okay, so maybe they were still enemies and Puma was just lying to the zombie's face. But Puma's weird old man crush on Chapuza was completely real, even if it was a bit of a love-hate situation.
The zombie laughed. “Ha chu old tease. I’ll be sure to add chu on de top of mi new years list. If chu know what I mean.”
"So, Chapuza! Now that 'es New Year's Eve, maybe we should do this now!" He'd already kissed the Titan a few days prior, much to the younger man's chagrin, and now he was bothering Chapuza about their promised kiss, too? He needed to get a hobby. (Preferably one that didn't involve kissing people or stealing things.)
You dare lay a finger on even one of us? Then you best prepare for a fight with all of us.
I thought you and general chapuza were enemies?
"We were. But, you see..."
"Es just like Sartana. At first, I only pretend to love him to gain his trust, but then our fake loves turn into the real loves, you know, the whole deal. And besides, he is very romantic and I love his muscles."
"EW! Seriously!? That’s worse’n Sartana!"
"Oh, mija, you jus' don't know beauty when you see it. Sartana, the Titan, Chapuza, all those people... they are all gorgeous! Mostly." He didn't say anything about it out loud, but he did have to admit that Sartana's skeleton boobs were a bit... off-putting.
He shivered a little thinking about them.
"Oh, Puma. I wanted to wish you a merry christmas and here's to our new formed partnership."
"Ah, same to you, mi... amigo. I hope you are enjoying the holidays and our new partnership and all of those things. Hahaha. Sí."
Puma was the sort of person who was very impulsive and hasty when it came to love. So when the idea came over him that he could kiss Titan here and now, he acted on it.
"Ay, ven aquí!" he nearly shouted at his partner. He grabbed the other man's face and pulled it to his, kissing him quickly before pulling away. He expected to feel regret immediately afterwards, but instead he felt nothing but satisfied. He'd been keeping his feelings in for too long and he figured now was a better time than ever to confess, even if it was in a rather... physical manner.
"You want to know my Christmas wish? Ok. I tell you. My Christmas wish..."
"...es for the Titan to kiss me. Or Chapuza. Or both. That would really make mi holiday."
"Merry Christmas, todo el mundo!"
i consider my presence a present. merry christmas everyone
You + _______= Cute Couple
Tell me who you ship me with
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"Ah, yes. The donkey boy. Es past your bedtime, is it not?"
Puma was largely unimpressed with the kid, but an idea crossed his mind that turning him evil might make him become useful. Though, on second thought, it probably wasn't even worth it.
// meanwhile mun is like:
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"I... do not remember this."
light of my life
Ditching someone at the altar. Haaarsh.
Puma Loco/Jorge Rivera, Dora Rivera, and Lady Gobbler/Grandmami Aves © Jorge R. Gutierrez & Nickelodeon