Lord Gouf's Report

If you don't know who I am by now, then I don't even know what to tell you. Pitt, why I decided to make this is beyond me, but my 'Ask Box' is always open. If any of you organics ever feel the need to say or ask something, then put all your smut in there. I'll answer questions weekly IF I have the time, because I am one busy mech.

[grappler-gouf]

Well thanks to Brandon, the only word that comes to mind when I think of Grappler is FABULOUS. YOU LIKE YOU

"About TIME someone 'round here appreciates me for how slagging AWESOME I am."

[all-things-rp-blog]

In your opinion, what is my muse best known for?

Their stutter? Weird personality?

[bearballing]

YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT AXIANS…………

based on this absolute masterpiece

SORRY IT HAS NO SOUND. MAYBE ONE DAY I’LL MAKE SOME.

[thatboxylady]

grappler please calm down I cannot deal with you being this fab this early in the morning

[grappler-gouf]

“Please, I can be fab whenever I want. It’s not like you could ever handle me, anyways~”

[mewnna-caythin]

“Oh stop it with your sassy nonsense. You can’t even handle one second watching Brass while Zapper’s working”

[grappler-gouf]

“Hey, she’s NOTHING compared to when we were fighting the Gundam Force, OR serving under General Zeong. If you can walk away from his twisted slag with you sanity intact, then a sparkling is nothing. Hey, I’m not sassy…. I’m classy~ There IS a difference, you know.”

[mewnna-caythin]

*stares intently at Grappler*……….. “PFFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHA!! You. A classy bot. That is one of the best jokes I heard from you Grappler.”

[grappler-gouf]

”… I’m going to cut you in your sleep…“

[mewnna-caythin]

(omg I was looking for this post! Now I can draw it out in a stupid comic heheh >:))

[grappler-gouf]

(( DO IT ))

[sexpansion-deactivated20201116]

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

[toomuchtelly]

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the...

[zapgraptrash]

i just really like these outfits ok

[sugoi-konjou]

sucks 2 b u zipper

[sugoi-konjou]

MERRY CHRIMMUS, HAVE SOME EVIL ROBOTS IN SWEATERS.

what? not have both SDGF guys and tenkai guys in the same thing? not on your life m8

(vilius is standing on a box and madnug is being held by sazabi.)

[zapgraptrash]

30 Day OC Challenge - Day 3: Colour Portrait

and here is the “zapper woz ere” version

[zapgraptrash]

and then brandon associated team aqua with the dark axis forever.

wow dom you’re too pale to pull that outfit off lmao

[zapgraptrash]

clauncher is an exclusive in alpha sapphire which will be my main game so yay

what if i just caught an entire box full of them and gave them all grappler related names

[sugoi-konjou]

because this

[zapgraptrash]

I HAVE HAD THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK

[zapgraptrash]

slyger is fluent in spanish. so is granox. granox is also fluent in like 15 other languages. dom’s first language is german and he knows bits of others besides english. grappler knows /some/ spanish (mostly swear words and insults). zapper only knows english.

oh my god this was so much funnier in my head but now there’s too many WORDS. this would work so much better animated or something dghjfdgkf

[bearballing]

"that one there, that’s destroyer dom. he is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. bakunetsumaru fought against him once"

"he left the safety on his gun."

"and that little one? that’s grappler gouf. he’s totally up his own ass because he made his own missile launching arm."

"grappler gouf...

[zapgraptrash]

i was feeling mad at everything so this happened.

good god i have drawn basically this EXACT comic before but with different characters