im not good at titles

first name grass, last name car | she/they

[crazy-brazilian]

[its-grape-juice-i-swear]

same energy

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[sailorbrazil]

Oh thank god my roommate is finally asleep.... *unlocks secret passageway to my evil chambers*

[senatortedcruz]

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

[subjectverb]

im of the personal opinion you can be in a romantic relationship platonically. this makes sense to me and thats what matters

[subjectverb]

stop trying to figure out what this means its just a romantic platonic relationship and any elaborations past that make the damn thing crumple

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I wonder how much of the movie theater for FNAF is going to be clueless parents/guardians taking their horror-obsessed kids to go see it. Good thing I’ve gotten the lore explained to me 68385 times by my sister so I’m better than all of them. There is a purble guy.

[knifefightscene]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

[anarchist-bakery]

someone put a birthday hat on them

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Ask and you shall recieve

[cockyroaches]

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

new blorbo genre just dropped.

[tevarious]

happy fathers day to these men and these men only

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cottoncandylesbo]

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[skopostheorie]

Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now

[junglejim4322]

Me every time my stomach hurts

[benzeneteen]

google search how to act normal

google search how often should i blink

google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much

google search how close is it normal to stand

google search am i offputting