I Stay Silly I Stay Puppy!!

They/any. Queer joy. Dandelions, sunshine, oranges, love for the universe!! 19. I block liberally. It’s not personal /gen. I just love curating my online experience because I can :3

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Intro post!

Picrew used in pfp:

Heart Hold Character

Create a small character holding a heart! By anjubatus on instagram -- Latest update 8/16/2023: Added color tints at the end

A bit about me: Call me Crow or Potato. They/any. 19. Want to learn more about me or see my other stuff? Here’s my card: https://anonymous-potato.carrd.co

Kintypes: crow-hearted, pigeon-hearted, werewolf-link, dogkin (what breed? Heck if I know)

psychological and somewhat spiritual alterhuman

I still consider myself human alongside my other identities. This is an important part of my identity, and I am proud to be human just as I am proud to be a dog or a bird! I contain multitudes!! :3

I am also a pet regressor, which goes hand in hand with my dog identity.

I don’t consider myself really part of any specific alterhuman community (such as therian or otherkin). I’m just me!

No DNI, but here’s people I tend to block:

trump/maga supporters

radfems/terfs/whatever tf they call themselves nowadays

harmful transids (transrace, transabled, etc. Transpecies people ur chill ily)

anti-mspec/“contradictory” identities

misanthropes (while I understand misanthropy can stem from trauma, I’d rather not interact with misanthropes for my own mental health. I wish you all well!)

anyone whose vibes are off

I am not interested in discourse.

This blog is for me and me alone. I block liberally. Nothing personal!!

I will do my best to tag anything commonly triggering. If you need something tagged, please ask! I don’t bite :33

Follows and likes from @bloodsweatandpotato (my main/whump/writing blog)

Dividers by @/corysclub

Previously @ humansconfusemeletmebark

My tags I use:

#my ramblings - for any talks or rambles I post

#alterhuman - a general tag for alterhuman stuff

#pigeonkin - for pigeon related stuff

#crowkin - for crow related stuff

#dogkin - for dog related stuff

#werewolfkin - for werewolf related stuff

#sfw petre - for pet regression

#important - for things I don’t want to lose

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Finished having zoomies (running around at an indoor playground) and now I need to lay down panting on the cool hardwood floor.

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Need to revamp this blog. My alterhumanity has evolved a lot within the past few years. Likely because I went off to college and got properly socialized + healed from years-long burnout + got out of a major years-long depressive slump.

The animal inside of me is no longer full of rage and desperation and yearning! It is now full of joy and playfulness and love love love for the world!

and I’ve never been happier!!

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Did it!!!

I also changed my @ from humansconfusemeletmebark to grass-stained-paws

[potatoscomfortthings]

Woof woof 🐶 🤍🖤🦴🍼

[potatoscomfortthings]

Brown puppy board 🤍🤎🐶

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Need to revamp this blog. My alterhumanity has evolved a lot within the past few years. Likely because I went off to college and got properly socialized + healed from years-long burnout + got out of a major years-long depressive slump.

The animal inside of me is no longer full of rage and desperation and yearning! It is now full of joy and playfulness and love love love for the world!

and I’ve never been happier!!

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I accidentally took the weed that turns you into a (were)wolf :O

Sniffs you sniffs you sniffs you

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There are two wolves inside of you. One is hopeful and filled with patience and compassion and wants to dismantle our society’s punitive system. The other one yearns for vigilante justice.

You are autistic.

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Ear hat + cane = cool fuckin shadow

[yksi-olento]

did anyone else pretend that that this was doggie food when they were a kid? specifically the bagel and rye chips? just me? oh ok.

also this

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The kibble of my childhood 🐶

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Why have I been having phantom wings so much lately? I didn’t have them for like a year. And now it’s almost every day.

Like hi wings I missed you but why?

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Which one of yall put me on Pinterest (not mad, this is wonderful and hilarious).

[azurecanary]

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus

Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙

[veebieisaworm]

DO THE THING THINE MOOTS!!

@shrimpmastersupreme @modernbaseballfan17 @xvivianx @tormentedstar and anyone else :)

[shrimpmastersupreme-deactivated]

BOOM 💥

@t-bone-steak05 @luz0-o @pinkiepaaws @just-me-st1ll0

[yumebfdotcom]

Ty for the tag!! Here’s me and Apollo :3

@superinfodieway @jasperjessablogs @kunoia @awkwardx667 @litiocandic and anyone else!!

[litiocandic]

hello @ttwistoffatee, @jeeb-is-okay, @notactualyalive, @fruitsune, @anarchistunity, @identitycroissant-tm, @pearl-444, @homogremlin, and @weenlover48!

[motherpearl-444-deactivated2026]

mwuah mwuah!! tags: @boydyke-rat

[boydyke-rat]

Im a little guy now!!

@dog-with-a-job @heartsfromcyber and all my other moots!!! I'm too. Tired to add more tags lol

[dog-with-a-job]

Little meow meow

+ open tags !!!

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Me irl :3

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This blog haunts me.

30k notes holy fuck.

This will affect the trout population or whatever they say.

Y'all I'm just a lil guy.

Anyway uhhhhh. Woe, rainbow dash be upon ye.

[everythingfox]

Looks very comfy

[cutiepieautistic]

Caregiver! Werewolf stimboard

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Any alterhumans who are human but more? Not alterhuman as in not human. But alterhuman as in human, but also animal. Like the kin version of multi gender. 100% human and 100% other. All in one body. Idk. I’ve just never heard anyone talk about this before.